This show is PATHETIC and OVERRATED!!!!! IT STINKS!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!! SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the two reasons why Nickelodeon is going downhill (ALONGSIDE CATDOG!!!), like what Ben 10 is to Cartoon Network, what Being Ian is to YTV, and what the live-action sitcoms and Phineas and Ferb are to Disney Channel!!!!!!!!! In fact, it might actually be the WORST Nicktoon and WORST Nickelodeon show EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!! Never, I mean NEVER, have I thought that a show this disgustingly horrible could even possibly exist!!!!!!!!! I can't even understand why anyone can look at this show and say that it's good!!!! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!!!!!! IT'S INTOLERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ONE OF THE WORST SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! It contains ABSOLUTELY NO CHARM OR LIKABILITY with inconsistent plots, humour that is not funny IN THE SLIGHTEST, a cast of irritating and sometimes mean-spirited characters, and TERRIBLE animation that goes WAY BEYOND over-the-top and cartoony!!!!!!!!!! SpongeBob was so terrible from the VERY BEGINNING that it was actually PAINFUL for me to watch the first 5 minutes of it!!!!!! And the worst thing is that it's been airing since 1999!!!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TO RUN AS LONG AS SCOOBY-DOO, THE SIMPSONS, ARTHUR, AND FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, do NOT watch this!!!!!! You're basically just lab rats trying to prove to Nick if the human race is really stupid and that they would throw their ratings at anything!!!!!! DON'T GO WATCH SPONGEBOB AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008–2010)SPONGEBOB 2.0
22 March 2020
I HATE Cartoon Network nowadays!!! Ever since they made Ben 10 and My Gym Partner's a Monkey, they've been nothing but an entire laughingstock in the TV industry run by some of the most incompetent people in the business that only knows how to make bad decisions and terrible cartoons with poor taste and low quality geared only for dumb children, that always failed to make anything new, and are leaving all their creative talents to quit in bad turns, because they also force out franchises that shouldn't even BE franchises, that only give out short-term ratings and short-term revenue!!! Ever since the end of 2005, they have made NO good shows at all, and The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack is no exception!!!!! This show is basically one of Cartoon Network's many versions of SpongeBob SquarePants, featuring terrible scripts, stupid jokes, hatable characters that are annoying in every way, and animation that is ugly and atrocious to look at!!!!! UGH!!!!!!! I REALLY HATE THIS SHOW, AND ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! FLAPJACK IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME AT ALL!!!!!!!
Ben 10 (2005–2008)CARTOON NETWORK'S BIGGEST DOWNFALL
22 March 2020
This show is about a 10-year-old kid named Ben Tennyson who becomes various alien creatures to stop evil threats. This is basically another show that SOUNDS HORRIBLE by the minute you hear about it. Lousy concept, poor writing, annoying characters, and abysmal action, despite some decent animation!!! Long before CN Real, this was the cause of Cartoon Network's downfall!!! It's because of this show and all its follow-ups that we have more shows that continue CN's tradition of bad writing and terrible, overly-cartoony animation, which proves why Cartoon Network is now one of the WORST TV networks in the business!!!!!!! This was so bad that it COMPLETELY DAMAGED their reputation more than anything!!! Cartoon Network must have realized this show sucked and had nothing good about it at all!!!! AVOID THIS SHOW AT ALL COSTS!!!
The Lion King (1994)HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
27 February 2020
The Lion King?!?!? MORE LIKE THE LION LOSER!!!!!! THIS IS DEBATABLY ONE OF THE WORST DISNEY MOVIES OF THE 90S!!!!!! A RIPOFF OF KIMBA THE WHITE LION!!!!!!!!! The plot is generic, the characters have no likability at all and do not have any development in them, and the songs are some of the worst that I've ever heard in my life!!!!!!!! Its 2019 remake was worse!!!!!!! Whatever you do, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS ATROCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best episode, but STILL REALLY BAD!
7 August 2019
This episode is better than the other episodes, but that's really not saying much. The episode follows Ian and his family on a road trip to Hollywood, California, where Ian has submitted his new film. I'll admit that it's not as bad as any other episode in the series, but it won't stop me from using this as an example of why I hate the show. The episode is not overly mean-spirited like some episodes, but it doesn't make up for how annoying a lot of the characters are and how generic the story is. But GOD, I despise the animation! It's the same kind of animation you would normally find in something like Johnny Test. It's lazy, cheap, bland, and makes Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs look like Wander Over Yonder. And the character designs are pure garbage also. These are something I'd expect in any Sony Pictures Animation film where they took the animation and character designs to be way too over-the-top and cartoony. I'm only going to say this one more time: yes, this episode is terrible like all the other episodes. But is it as bad as the others? No.
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011 TV Movie)What have they done to the Disney Channel hit?!
5 April 2019
Unlike Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil, where the crew decided to just not try anymore, I'm sure that Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh tried with this film, but it's to make the worst animated film ever shown on TV as its original format. And MY GOD, were they successful with their goal! I watched the TV show back in 2008, and it was great...in Season 1. For Season 2, it was pretty average. Season 3 was just plain bad. And Season 4 is the worst. But it's all my opinion. I will give it this: The animation is well-crafted and colourful like the series. And the action scenes are the highlight. But it doesn't really matter when almost everything else in the movie is executed in the most HORRIBLE WAY POSSIBLE!! The story is literally a retelling of a normal Phineas and Ferb episode, but extended to 80 minutes, making it even more ridiculous and adding a preachy message that feels so hypocritical; a cast where, if you're not Perry the Platypus, then you are completely useless and say the most painful jokes; and some of the worst songs ever displayed in movie history. It's films like Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension the reason why people don't take animation seriously and consider it more of a genre rather than a medium to make movies and TV shows. Anyone involved with the production should seriously be ashamed of themselves and maybe even reconsider their life decisions, because this is a symbol of everything wrong with both Disney Channel and animated films, and a disgrace to the animation industry! If there's anyone outside the U.S. and Canada reading this, WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP WATCHING PHINEAS AND FERB?!? The show already ended and got replaced by Milo Murphy's Law, but I know they're making more episodes starring the characters because of you guys! The ratings don't lie!
How is this even funny?!
5 April 2019
I didn't feel like I was watching a cartoon when I saw this show. I felt like I was watching children get exploited by cynical filmmakers! It felt nauseating, confronting, and just left me feeling angry after, to the point where I call this the worst Canadian cartoon. The episode involves Ian encouraging Kyle to try and impress a girl by making a film about her, only to find out that she's some idiotic Bratz doll, so he replaces her with his dog Chopin, which results in her dumping Kyle. I feel like I want to be like her every time I look at the edited movie! And the humour is so bad and cringe-worthy that even Scooby-Doo was a funnier show than this! Not a single character in this episode is likeable in the slightest. The animation is terrible because it's made of flash. In my opinion, every viewer who ever saw this show deserves at least one big hawked-up spit on the slimy people that made it! No one in my family laughed, no one cared what they were seeing! My relatives were forced to just sit there, just absorbing this giant embarrassment of an animated series. This show is the biggest dump on society, and every time it gets more views on YouTube, I feel a little more disappointed in humanity! If you agree with me, put a like on this review. If not, don't even bother liking, put a dislike, and burn in Hell.
Danny Phantom (2004–2007)Ghostbusters done wrong
5 April 2019
Danny Phantom sucks because it is a Ghostbusters ripoff; it's highly overrated in general. I will admit that the superhero comic book theme is quite creative, but that alone won't save the show from being terrible. And the characters, a lot of them are one-dimensional, but some are just annoying. If you love the works of Butch Hartman, like The Fairly OddParents, go ahead and check this one out. I won't stop you. But otherwise, just don't even watch it, and instead replace it with something like Miraculous or Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures, because this show is not even worth your time. Butch, I love you man, but seriously, just stick to your other stuff. Just by looking at this show, you're not ready to make a supernatural action show yet. Oh, and, by the way, here's the Sgt. Grizzly Seal of Garbage just to remind you.
Being Ian (2004–2008)Everything wrong with Canada
28 March 2019
In all my years of reviewing animated series and watching them one-by-one as they come out fresh and new on the airwaves, I always believed that I've seen some of the worst that the medium could offer, that no one would be able to simultaneously present the lowest of quality in every aspect of a TV show and air it on a Canadian TV channel, like Johnny Test or Caillou, but then came Ian. Being Ian is possibly the worst cartoon to ever air on a Canadian preteen TV network (YTV). The writing is abysmal, the movie references are obnoxious, the story of each episode is predictably unpleasant, the animation is disgusting and looks like it came straight out of a bad Sony Animation film, the humour is at its worst, and the characters are all annoying and either have no brain or no purpose! I know for a fact that I don't even have to say for you to not watch it, because anyone who is an intelligent and aspiring filmmaker wouldn't even tolerate a few minutes of an episode of this embarrassment of a Canadian cartoon. If there's any moronic lunatic that would even attempt to defend this with the "It's just for kids" excuse, may I ask, who the hell are you talking about? Kids of IQ 6 and under? Any kid would look at this and say that this is stupid! Why does this show exist will always be a mystery! But the one thing I know is that Ian will forever find a place as one of the worst animated series of all time.
Cloudy 2 is a bad sequel
28 March 2019
I remember watching the first Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and it was TERRIBLE. But there are a few good things about it like the animation on the food, and the father-son relationship between Flint and Tim Lockwood. So it really hit me hard when I watched Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. All Sony Pictures Animation did was take the first movie, rehash the plot, and hammer it down with a dumb environmental message about saving the food animals, and some of the worst jokes I've ever heard in an animated film. And what about that father-son relationship? Well, that got ruined too. They even changed the villain from the Mayor to Chester V, possibly one of the only few characters I like in this movie. This wouldn't be complete without mentioning the animation. I will admit that the animation is colourful and the food animation is creative. But I REALLY hate the character animation and the character designs! Each and every character looks like they were entirely created by a brain-damaged Donkey Kong. In fact, Sony has a bad reputation for using an overly-cartoony look on most of its animated films. This continues this reputation. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 is a tragically worse sequel to an already bad movie, as well as one of the worst animated films I've ever seen. I will never recommend this movie.
Being Ian: The Kelley Boys and the Mysterious Lighthouse Mystery (2004)YTV at its worst
Season 1, Episode 1
28 March 2019
I never thought some Canadian cartoons would be this bad, until I stumbled upon this show. In all seriousness, this is what I call getting suckered in, and apparently, I agree with tommypezmaster. This is the worst Canadian cartoon I've ever seen in my life, containing some of the worst writing that delivers a very poorly executed story for each episode, and including an enormous cast of such annoying and unlikable characters, animation that looks like it came from a bad Sony Animation film, and terrible humour, all in a way that feels massively unpleasant. Thank God, YTV cancelled this show in 2008. I highly recommend that no one should watch Being Ian at all. And don't say it's just for kids as YTV likes to claim itself. Even kids hated this.
Brian at his worst
27 March 2019
How can people look at this episode and say that it's good?! Family Guy sucks in general, but this episode doesn't make up for how much I hate Brian throughout. Just watching a scene of him arguing with Stewie outside the restaurant while promoting his book just makes you want to slap him right on the nose. And this doesn't change throughout. Brian is still an obnoxious and annoying twit like everyone else in the show. And every joke in this episode is tasteless as hell. Would this be the worst Family Guy episode out there? Not really. But it is one of the worst. Go ahead, enjoy it while you can, but I must warn you: It really is that bad.
Disgusting and deserves to be forgotten
19 January 2019
I hate this show and this episode as well. It starts off with Peter assaulting people with a whip and the main subject is Brian giving Stewie herpes. Who the fridge is writing this?! This is one of the many examples of why I hate Brian in every aspect of this show. And the humour. Like the show itself, nothing funny can ever come out of this episode. All the jokes are disgusting, gross, and unpleasant to look at in this episode. Brian, how can you be evil and intentionally give a baby herpes?! You deserved to stay cut from the show after "Life of Brian" because you always left me in a very bad taste whatsoever! Stewie, you really deserve a better friend than Brian. This episode is so bad that it even surpasses SpongeBob's "The Splinter". Fox must have realized this episode sucked and had nothing good about it at all. I don't like this episode. It's bad. Don't watch it.
American Dad! (2005– )Overrated and needs to leave the airwaves
18 January 2019
This show is appalling as a dump heap, considering that it was produced by a studio run by idiots (such as Seth MacFarlane) and it pretty much is on the same level as Family Guy. Another horrible Simpsons ripoff with a cast of stupid and annoying characters, terrible jokes, and an endless slew of shameless pop culture references. Seth, if there's anything to say about this, please take my advice! Cancel all your stupid shows and shut down your worthless studio!