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Torpedo (2019)
5/10
Not sure if this was meant a parodie
23 May 2020
Not sure if this was meant a parodie, or if it's just a... low budget, bad acted, historically inaccurate, lousy dubbed, flimsy special effect., loaded with the usual idiosyncrasies and characters of the genre... attempt to a war movie. Still if you're bored and you have nothing better to do and you don't have to pay 15 bucks for a ticket and stream it at home on a lazy Sunday morning from your couch, it's entertaining enough to waste 100 minutes of your life... No idea why it gets this high rating on IMDB, (famous for the ratings) but why the hell not... I can't give it more than a 5, cause I wasn't alone on the couch.
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The Orville (2017– )
2/10
Trying to BE Star Trek
11 January 2019
Well, it started out as a funny spoof on Star Trek and I very much enjoyed the Orville first season. Normally I'm a fan of MacFarlanes twisted sense of humor. Unfortunately 3 episodes into the second season and it looks like they dropped the comedy and are now just trying to BE Star Trek. Too bad...
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Hereditary (2018)
1/10
No idea what all the hubbub is about...
16 June 2018
I have absolutely no idea what all the hubbub is about.

This movie is neither scary, nor very interesting. And the twist at the end is just silly. I have seen no horror, terror, sorrow or what ever and definitely didn't need to call any helpline for emotional support.

The only scary thing about the whole thing is the BS the promotion machine was able to create to sell this very mediocre movie.
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The Saint (2017 TV Movie)
This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades...
17 July 2017
This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it. This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it.This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it.This must be the dumbest movie I have seen in decades... and much more is not to be said about this, ehhh, Don't know what to call it.
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Transcendence (I) (2014)
2/10
What a piece of crap this turned into at the end...
8 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
un-ffing-believable how they can turn such an interesting concept into such a total piece of crap...

Always figured that it would be possible to make a computer network with the necessary amount of connections to create consciousness and even the idea of the human brain (basically treating it as a network) and copying it onto a bunch of computers is acceptable. The possibilities are indeed endless and the sheer computer power of such a network might actually be capable of the kind of technical progress the movie portrayed in that two year leap. Of course there would be opposition to such a development and lots of people would see it as a threat.

But what ffing idiot came up these half assed religious/eco-terrorist looking mofo's with one... count again... ONE(!!!!!) feeble minded FBI agent and two deluded scientists to put a stop to the most powerful creature since the dawn of man...??????

For one, they must be the most cowardly people on the planet, for being so scared of obvious change and progress that they think they have the right to try and stop this "hive mind/lawnmower man" entity. The arrogance alone really, turned my stomach. And second... If they really thought it such a threat, they would have had the entire US Military in that desert and not a bunch of limp dicks with a howitzer...

This movie started out as a great Science Fiction story and ended in a chick flick,lame ass attempt of a tearjerker... One of the biggest disappointments in the last ten years of cinema. And, if I might say... Utterly American...

It would have been far more interesting and daring to see where it could have gone if these small minded, scared little weasels hadn't stopped Will Casters plans and evolution, cause I think he actually had the good of mankind at heart. Typically nobody trusts good intentions and typically the American public needs a hero and a love story to sob over. Well, all it brought up in me was the will to shoot those cowards and that selfish, untrustworthy, little bitch.

Or maybe it's just the writers of this movie who are the cowards...
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1/10
nothing, if not redundant
1 June 2014
I wondered after seeing the first in the "Amazing Spiderman series" why we had to have yet another Spiderman movie after the three with Toby "what's his name" and now I'm wondering why I actually still took the time to sit down and watch this 120 minutes of redundant dribble.

It has nothing, no characters of any interest, no story of any interest, no villains of any interest and certainly no reason for ever being made, other than, probably, the greed of the producers...

Completely beyond me why this movie gets a good rating here. Probably because most people who didn't cared for it didn't take the time to rate it...
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3/10
Stop now
15 April 2014
Stop making Spiderman movies.

I never understood why this new movie needed to be made, so shortly after the last three with Tobey Maguire. I mean, the concept has been milked to the max, nothing could be added and indeed, this movie doesn't add anything.

The story is pretty lame, the characters aren't surprising, different, or in any other way interesting and the new bad guy is just plain boring, if not at least completely superficial. Lizardman misses his arm, co th entire city needs to be transformed into lizards??? Please, that's just dumb...

Sure, the special effects are nice and advanced, but that is absolutely not enough to carry this movie to any noticeable heights.

I would not give this sad attempt more than a three and why the F.. it gets a sequel? I dunno...
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Last Man Standing: Voting (2012)
Season 2, Episode 1
6/10
6, (used to be a 9).
28 February 2013
Always liked Tim Allen, and Nancy Travis is great as the mom. They really feel like a 15 year married coupe and definitely have the modern family thing going for the hill billies they actually are. Eve could lighten up a bit and sure, Mandy is annoying, but Alexandra Krosney as Kristin makes up plenty for that. She's adorable. They all are the characters you could come to love after e couple of seasons. So why in the Hell did they replace Krosney with a kinda shallow acting Amanda Fuller? Beyond me. And what's with the total creep playing Boyd's dad... Toss him... Quick.

I watched the whole first season in about three days and just got the second season. I'm writing this after watching the first episode and I'm worried. But I'll give it a fair chance.

One thing I feel the writers should think about... Ease up on the gun glorification, this moment in time, it's a bit inconsiderate.
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2/10
Crap...!!!
17 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
There's only one word for this movie... CRAP...!!!!

Not because the action scenes aren't great. Not because the special effect aren't great. Not because we see our beloved Mutants, (good, or bad) display some neat new tricks. Not because of the excellent new mutants introduced, (superficial as it may be).

No, because the makers of this movie displayed the shear audacity to kill off 50% percent of the main characters. How dare they...!!! Characters that have enchanted us for decades in the marvel comics and even some more, or less successful movies before this Hollywood gutter product. How dare they...!!!

Because they couldn't be bothered to develop the character of Phoenix. Because of the pathetic duel between Iceman and Pyro. Because of the poor and totally inadequate ending. And what's with this 5 seconds at the end where we hear the voice of Charles...???

CRAP... !!! (excuse my spelling, not my native language).
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