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Conan (2007 Video Game)
7/10
Took the words out of my mouth.
1 February 2008
Everything you said were my exact opinions towards the game. First off the only difference to me was I played it on XBox 360 and the reason I bring this up because as you said the psx2 graphics were something lacking to say the least, I just want you to know it was no different on the 36O. Sure the environment was better looking than some games it cannot compete with Uncharted or Assassian's Creed the cut scenes were awful. The replay level to this game is very small due to the fact that this game gets repetitive and quick. As you stated combos become useless once a mob attacks you, and the lions are anything but annoying. The boss battles weren't overly hard but again as you said annoying at best, Graven (final boss) was the most difficult and that was due to the simple fact that you have too much going on to focus in on one thing. You have to dodge his tentacles all the while avoiding the hot tar and the tar people. I was screaming at my TV before long until I read that I was supposed to wait and let him draw his tentacles back in before cranking the lever and that made it a ton easier. Dare I say this is a cheap ripoff of God of War? Perhaps, they have some similarities but God of War takes the cake hands down. Matter of fact the reason I bought this game was to fulfill my impatience until GoW3 comes out on psx3 (which I have to buy also).
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Original Sin (2001)
Boring
21 February 2003
The only thing that saved this movie was the fact that Thomas Jane can play a "bad guy" and play it well. Antonio was ok in the film but I don't think this film was any good. In fact it wasn't good at all. It was boring, boring, boring, and just when you thought it couldn't get any more boring it goes and gets boring on you again. If you want to add a little bordism to your boring day then rent this boring movie. But like I say it is boring, boring, boring, boring, and slightly boring.
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Do yourself a favor and go see this movie
5 November 2002
Usually when I go to the theaters to catch a flick I come out disappointed like take XXX for example I was so ready to see that movie when it came out and Vin Diesel is my favorite actor but if they made XXX half as good as this one then you would have something. The fight scenes are as if they were handed down from Jet Li and the driving was in its own category. This movie is as if it was spawned from James Bond films and Jet Li films. During the battle scene with the oil was just the best thing I have ever scene in a movie. This movie gets a 10/10 from me. So do yourself a favor and go see this movie.
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The Bogus Witch Project (2000 TV Movie)
Some segments funny, others not.
30 October 2002
I saw this movie late one night when it came on HBO, I decided to watch it. Basically it is a bunch of skits spoofing one of the stupidest movies ever made. Anyway there was this one segment where it was a girl and two guys camping in a "PARK" and they did there little routine (which had me laughing throughout)but then came along a part which was the next morning when the girl wakes up and she notices a weird pile of something on the ground and like in the "B.W.P." she gets scared and starts screaming then she gets down on her knees and kisses her hand then places it on the pile; that is when I couldnt stop laughing. (You know when you start laughing so hard it hurts and you start to cry not from the pain but from plan out laughter?) Anyway I guess I should tell you what the pile was *standing behind the tent was a man walking his dog in the park and yes she basically was in shock over dog crap.* This movie gets a 4/10 for a few good skits other than that this movie was half ok.
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BORING, (I slept through half of it)
11 June 2002
THIS MOVIE SUCKED. The worst movie in the world. 27,000 nuclear warheads and there is 1 missing? Yeah I took it to kill myself after seeing the piece of garbage. The SUM OF ALL TEARS:(thats right I said Tears),is by far hands down cant compare to anything the worst movie. Why Ben why? Why trick me into seeing this crap? I got off work on Sunday (opening weekend) to go see this movie and truth be told I wish I stayed at work.I should of took the hint when the usher came in there to see us all in there. I am sure she went out laughing at us all wasting our money. Good thing I caught it during the matinee so I didnt waste any more money. Screw drugs,sex,violence,etc. If you want your kids to have a good life *NEVER LET THEM SEE THIS MOVIE* it will ruin them forever.The Fear is the title refers to the fear that they actually made this movie.Well I'm out just typing about this movie is making me sad (b/c it sucked). But before I go I cant stress enough......(THIS MOVIE SUCKED).
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Spider-Man (2002)
Great Movie, Fair Casting, Gay Ass Costumes
11 June 2002
I saw this movie like a week after it came out and at first I thought they made an awful choice by choosing Tobey Maguire but as the movie progressed I can see why they chose him (because he is a nerd in real life) no I am just kidding *not really though*. The movie was great but the costumes were just too damn gay, Especially the Green Goblin (eeewww)the only thing that costume was missing was some sprinkles,jewels. Just like in Batman (the one with Chris O'Donnel as Robin) the costumes just get gayer and gayer. And when I saw Macho Man in the movie I immediately ran to the food bizarre to *snap into a slim jim (oh yeah)* but like I said this movie was awesome. (and RESIDENT EVIL was too people)but single handely the two worst movies that came out this year was (dull BLADE 2) and (Sum of all Tears).Okay I am off to just slam the sum of I waisting 5 dollars to go see sum of all tears. (hint)---the fear in that movie is you waste 5 bucks to see it.
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Scary Movie 2 (2001)
I want my money back....
5 January 2002
This movie totally sucked ass. I bought it on dvd b/c I had the first one and I thought hey this movie looks funny boy was I wrong this movie was awful. The only good clip in the movie was a clip that they cut out. It is when David Cross was driving his car and when people tried to help him he yelled at them I laughed through the whole thing. Chris Elliot tried to be as funny as Deputy Doofey but he just couldnt do it. This movie was a waste of film and they should of had a sticker on the movie saying:WARNING THIS MOVIE SUCKS. So do your self a favor and avoid this film.
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