[as Bill Cipher towers over Gravity Falls and its citizens]
Bill Cipher : All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
[he melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest in front of Deputy Durland, Sheriff Blubs and Mayor Tyler]
Bill Cipher : Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends...
[as various creatures come out of the scar in the sky]
Bill Cipher : 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said!
[it lands down]
Bill Cipher : Haha, what the heck? It's Zanthar! Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys!
[all his friends start cackling out loud]
Tyler the Cute Biker : Now see here, you unholy triangle fella! As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here!
Lazy Susan : Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!
Grenda : We don't like out-of-towners!
Manly Dan : [ripping a mailbox in half] AND WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Preston Northwest : I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your... Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Pacifica Northwest : [angrily] Dad!
Preston Northwest : Not now, sweetie. The grownups are talking.
Bill Cipher : [sarcastic] Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead, I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?
[He clicks his fingers, and Mr. Northwest's face is suddenly grotesquely mixed up; he falls to the ground, giving out muffled screams as his family watches in horror; Bill cackles]