Dr. Ludwig : [to Bill] How many days ago do you believe you were infected? Don't look to her. I'm the one that asked you the question.
Sookie Stackhouse : I gotta say, Dr. Ludwig, I'm a little curious about your bedside manner.
Dr. Ludwig : Newsflash... sometimes monogamy means one thing to hopelessly romantic blonde girls and something altogether different to their vampire lovers.
Bill Compton : We are no longer lovers.
Dr. Ludwig : Are you sure she knows that?