Jerry: "I wish that shotgun was my penis." Beth: "If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemmingway." On the morning of July 2, 1961 the famous author took a double barrel shotgun and blew his brains out. It is commonly said that the so-manly-he-must-be-a-closeted-gay author sucked both barrels. See more
Rick: We're gonna be fine, Morty, relax. I whipped up an antidote. It's based on praying mantis DNA. You know, praying mantis's are the exact opposite of voles, Morty. They mate once and then, you know, they decapitate the partner, it's, it's a whole ritual, it's totally gruesome and totally opposite... there's no love at all... I basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus, it should neutralize the whole thing, Morty. It'll all be over very shortly.
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Look on Down from the Bridge
Music by David Roback
Lyrics by Hope Sandoval
Performed by Mazzy Star See more