Douglas Reynholm : I wasn't always this way. There was a time when I was just like you. But then I discovered the secret. And, Ross, I'm going to tell you what that secret is. But you must keep it to yourself.
Maurice Moss : I will take my ears to the grave.
Douglas Reynholm : Two words. Women's slacks
Maurice Moss : I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
Douglas Reynholm : [laughing] Book recommendation? I can't read. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but women's slacks give me the confidence I need to survive in a tough business world. They're lighter, airier and less constrictive than men's trousers. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't make me a transvestite.