Miranda Hart: Nancy B. Artingstall
Nancy B. Artingstall : Do you know what? You play it too safe.
Susan Cooper : Oh maybe you're right. I just... I still, you know, hear my mom's voice... "well-behaved women often make history."
Nancy B. Artingstall : Yes you do know the phrase is, "well-behaved women *seldom* make history."
Susan Cooper : Yeah that's never how she said it.
Nancy B. Artingstall : What were her others, uh...
Susan Cooper : Oh, "just blend in, let somebody else win."
Nancy B. Artingstall : Classic.
Susan Cooper : I got that a lot in high school. And there was, "give up on your dreams, Susan." She used to write that in my lunchbox.
Susan Cooper : Nice copter! Where'd you get it?
Nancy B. Artingstall : It's 50 Cent's! I had to deputize him to let us use it. He is so afraid of me!
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson : I'm a motherfucking spy. Let's go shoot somebody else!
Nancy B. Artingstall : Simmer down, 50 Cent or I'll mount you again!
Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson : This day is just getting better and better!
Nancy B. Artingstall : He wants me!
Nancy B. Artingstall : I don't condone this sexy yet reckless behavior, Susan Cooper!
Nancy B. Artingstall : This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.