Shawn Spencer: [saying his goodbye to Lassiter over a DVD video message] Carlton Lassiter, Chief Lassie, The Lord of Sternbush. I am proud, honored, and baffled to call you my friend. But it's true. It's also true that you might be the only other person on the planet who loves Jules as much as I do, even though it's different. You've always had her back, and for that I feel I owe you more than the others, so, time to come clean. Regarding my methods and the way I solve cases, you're the only one that's ever suspected that, uh... The truth is, I am not-
[Lassiter presses eject, snaps the DVD into pieces, and throws it into the garbage]
Shawn Spencer: [saying his goodbye to Gus over a DVD video message] And so, I accept that this is my fatal flaw. I just can't quite engage all the way when I really need to. When it really matters, you know? When the chips are down. So I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sorry, Gus. I'm sorry that I can't do goodbyes. I tried so hard to tell you, man. I just... I just suck at the real stuff, you know that. You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be better than fine. I just can't help thinking that the only problem that you really had this whole time... is me. And I've kept you from the life you deserve, you know? The life that you've earned, the life that you'd have if I hadn't barged into your office eight years ago and said, "We're gonna play detective whether you want to or not." I love you, man.
Shawn Spencer: Hey Wood.
Coroner Woody Strode: Hey Shawn. We keeping the police out of this?
Shawn Spencer: Just for a little bit.
Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's impossible.
Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.