Penny : Maybe I can do it.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, really? You think you can evaluate my work?
Penny : Uh-huh.
Sheldon Cooper : Here. I wrote this when I was five.
Penny : "A Proof That Algebraic Topology Can Never Have a Non-Self Contradictory Set of Abelian Groups." I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon Cooper : You said it, not me.