Hazel Wassername: Can I help you? Tracy's very tired. He didn't sleep last night.
Kenneth Parcell: Why not? If he doesn't get at least 14 hours a night he starts to go crazy.
Tracy Jordan: We're on a show within a show! My real name is Tracy Morgan!
Jack Donaghy: The annual "TGS" viewer walk-on contest. It's great promotion, Lemon. We found that if someone is actually on NBC, they're 4% more likely to watch it.
Jenna Maroney: Well, you better hurry, Jack. Oxygen is already working on a movie About the baby miners.
Jack Donaghy: Then we'll have to slow them down. Gabriel, send a bunch of pies to the Oxygen Network.
Jack Donaghy: [carrying casting folder for role of Avery] Jack! What the hell is this?
Jack Donaghy: Where did you get that?
Jenna Maroney: Donna from casting and I are friends. Well, not so much friends as I own a magnet that can scramble her pacemaker.
Hazel Wassername: He laughed at me, and then he undressed me with his eyes. And then he had his way with me. With his eyes.
Liz Lemon: Ugh. The male gaze.
Hazel Wassername: Yeah. They're all a bunch of gays.
Jenna Maroney: Oh, I see. You think I'm stupid, just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans.
Jack Donaghy: I didn't say stupid. Jenna, there are many kinds of intelligence. Practical, emotional, and there's actual intelligence, which is what I'm talking about.