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"30 Rock" Grandmentor (TV Episode 2012) Poster

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Hazel Wassername: Can I help you? Tracy's very tired. He didn't sleep last night.

Kenneth Parcell: Why not? If he doesn't get at least 14 hours a night he starts to go crazy.

Tracy Jordan: We're on a show within a show! My real name is Tracy Morgan!

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Jack Donaghy: The annual "TGS" viewer walk-on contest. It's great promotion, Lemon. We found that if someone is actually on NBC, they're 4% more likely to watch it.

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Jenna Maroney: Well, you better hurry, Jack. Oxygen is already working on a movie About the baby miners.

Jack Donaghy: Then we'll have to slow them down. Gabriel, send a bunch of pies to the Oxygen Network.

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Jack Donaghy: [carrying casting folder for role of Avery] Jack! What the hell is this?

Jack Donaghy: Where did you get that?

Jenna Maroney: Donna from casting and I are friends. Well, not so much friends as I own a magnet that can scramble her pacemaker.

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Hazel Wassername: He laughed at me, and then he undressed me with his eyes. And then he had his way with me. With his eyes.

Liz Lemon: Ugh. The male gaze.

Hazel Wassername: Yeah. They're all a bunch of gays.

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Jenna Maroney: Oh, I see. You think I'm stupid, just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans.

Jack Donaghy: I didn't say stupid. Jenna, there are many kinds of intelligence. Practical, emotional, and there's actual intelligence, which is what I'm talking about.

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Kenneth Parcell: I'm afraid if Mr. Jordan goes to Las Vegas this weekend, He's gonna die.

Jenna Maroney: I'm not hearing my name, Kenneth.

Kenneth Parcell: So I thought you...

Jenna Maroney: Oh, thank God. That took forever.

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