Nick Jonas: Alex
Professor Shelly Oberon : [after training Ruby Roundhouse to be alluring] You guys, I think this is gonna work.
Seaplane McDonough : I think so too. She's pretty fly and those guys, don't meet alot of new people.
Moose Finbar : Fly?
Seaplane McDonough : Well not like, Cindy Crawford fly. But for Jumanji, she da bomb.
Professor Shelly Oberon : DA BOMB?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Cindy Crawford?
Moose Finbar : That's your go to?
Seaplane McDonough : I'm just saying, I'm sure to they'd like to get jiggy with her.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Alex, what year do you think it is?
Seaplane McDonough : What do you mean?
Moose Finbar : Oh no.
Seaplane McDonough : It's 1996
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : You're Alex Vreek, aren't you.
Seaplane McDonough : Yeah, that's right.
Moose Finbar : Wait a minute, you mean the Freak house?
Seaplane McDonough : Wait, what are you... what are you guys talking about? How do you know me?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : Alex, I don't exactly know how to tell you this...
Moose Finbar : [interrupts] YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS GAME FOR 20 YEAR!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : That's probably not how I would have done it.
Seaplane McDonough : What? No, you guys are messing with me, right?
Professor Shelly Oberon : No we're not, Alex Vreek, everybody in Brantford knows about you. You're the kid that disappeared, 20 years ago.
Seaplane McDonough : 20 years?
Moose Finbar : 20 years man, I don't even know how to say this but, Ciny Crawford, dude she's like 50 years old.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone : But still fly.
Moose Finbar : Meh.
Alex : [to Bethany] Does "phone" mean something different in the future?
Seaplane McDonough : Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty.