Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) Poster

Jack Black: Po



  • Shifu : If you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are.

    Po : But I like who I am!

    Shifu : You don't even know who you are!

  • Po : Who are you?

    Li : I'm Li Shang. I'm looking for my son.

    [everybody gasps] 

    Po : You lost your son?

    Li : Yes. Many years ago.

    Po : I lost my father.

    Li : I'm very sorry.

    Po : Thank you.


    Li : Well, good luck to you.

    Po : You too. I hope you find your son.

    Li : And I hope you find your father.

    [they both walk off, everyone facepalms] 

  • [from clip] 

    Kai : You must be the Dragon Warrior.

    Po : And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.

    Kai : YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.

    Po : Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.

    Kai : I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...

    Po : Augh! chit-chat

    Kai : In the...

    Po : Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

    Kai : In the...

    Po : Chit-Chat!

  • Kai : Who are you?

    Po : I've been asking myself that question. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? I'm all of those things.

    [Po's chi forms the shape of a dragon around him] 

    Po : I am the Dragon Warrior! Get it? You see the giant dragon?

  • Po : Justice is about to be served!

    [at his dad's cafe] 

    Po : We'll have two Justice platters, please.

  • [from trailer] 

    Po : Master Shifu? Good time, bad time?

    Shifu : Time is an allusion, there is only the now.

    Po : So now is a... good time?

    Shifu : Oh!

  • Po : Never under-estimate the impact of dramatic entrance!

    [Po made a dramatic move to kick open the door, door suddenly opens, oops it's Shifu!] 

  • Po : [Shifu has made a flower bloom with the power of chi]  Woah! What was that?

    Shifu : That was chi.

    Po : Wow! What's chi?

    Shifu : The energy that flows through *all* living things.

    Po : So you're saying if I-so you're saying if I teach, I'll be able to do cool stuff like that?

    Shifu : No, I'm saying if you teach, *I'll* be able to do cool stuff like that.

    Po : Oh.

    Shifu : Mastering chi requires mastery of self. Oogway sat alone in a cave for *thirty* years, asking one question: who am I? Who am I? I'm lucky if I get five minutes before you interrupt...

    Po : Aw, so now I have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years?

    Shifu : Eventually. After you master teaching.

    Po : Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!

    Shifu : I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.

  • Po : [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag]  Dad?

    Li : [thinks Po is talking to him]  Yes?

    Po : [sternly]  Dad...

    [opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside] 

    Mr. Ping : Yes?

    Po : What are you doing here?

    Mr. Ping : What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?

    Po : No, I mean why are you here ?

    Mr. Ping : What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.

    Li : Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...

    Mr. Ping : Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.

    Li : Seriously?

    Po : Yeah.

    Li : OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.

    Po : [amazed]  You can fly?

    Mr. Ping : I'm a bird, Po.

  • Po : [leaps into a fight]  Enemies of justice, prepare for...

    [sees he's leapt too far and is going over them] 

    Po : Are you kidding me?


  • [sees Master Flying Rhino's armor] 

    Po : I think I just peed a little!

  • Po : There's no way I can stop him!

    Li : Unless you had an army of your own.

    Po : You don't even know kung fu!

    Li : Then you will teach us.

  • Li : You have to come home with me.

    Po : What? To the secret village?

    Li : Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those 103 dumplings? I was just warming up.

    Po : I always knew I wasn't eating up to my full potential!

  • Shifu : You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.

    Po : But I'm no good at it!

    Shifu : You're terrible at it!

  • [Li reveals a secret lift to the Panda Village] 

    Li : We're pandas! We don't do stairs!

    Po : I have waited all my life to hear those words.

  • Po : [dueling Kai in the Spirit Realm]  You want my chi so bad? Then take it.

    [Po redirects his chi to Kai] 

    Kai : Yes, the power is *mine*!

    [as the chi fills his body, he begins to glow and his jade amulets float away] 

    Kai : Wait, no. It's too much. That's too much. No!

    [Kai vanishes in a burst of light] 

    Kai : NO!

  • Po : [Po is about to perform the Wuxi Finger hold on Kai]  Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm. Skadoosh.

    [flexes his pinky] 

    Po : OK, that didn't work. Let me try one more time. Skadoosh.

    [flexes his pinky again, then over and over] 

    Po : Skadoosh, skadoosh, skadoosh. What the ?

    Kai : Hold on, wait! It's working. No! No!

    [pretends to gag, then chortles] 

    Kai : No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad it only works on mortals. And *I* am a Spirit Warrior.

  • Shifu : The student has truly become the tea - Wait. Where did you get that?

    Po : Oh, this. Oogway gave it to me in the spirit realm.

    Shifu : Ugh, of course he did.

    Po : I think I mastered Chi.

    Shifu : Oh, of course you did. Can you teach me?

  • Li : I lost you once. I am not going to lose you again. I can't.


    Po : You just did.

  • Lei Lei : [Lei Lei discovers Po's action figure of Tigress]  Oh stripy baby, so beautiful!

    Po : Oh! Okay, careful with that, that's my action figure!

    Lei Lei : Can I keep her? Can I?

    Po : No...

    [Lei Lei starts to get sad as if she's ready to cry; Po has a change of heart and decides to let Lei Lei have his Tigress action figure] 

    Po : ...problem, of course! Yeah, that's why I brought her; take good care of her.

    Lei Lei : Yes, stripy baby!

    [Lei Lei giggles as she plays with the Tigress action figure] 

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