Yu-Gi-Oh! 3D: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged (2011 TV Movie)
Carson Laidlaw: Yusei Fudo
Crow Hogan : Hey, isn't that Pegasus the creator of Duel Monsters? Yeah, and next to him is Yugi Moto, the King of Card Games!
Yusei Fudo : What the hell is wrong with his hair?
Jack Atlas : Yugi Moto? He was the greatest duelist who ever lived!
Yusei Fudo : It says here that he died a virgin and his last words were "Oh God, I've wasted my life".
Jack Atlas : The greatest duelist who ever lived. I love him.
Jaden Yuki : My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless.
Yusei Fudo : Stop being happy.
Jaden Yuki : Ain't no one in the world as fly as me.
Yusei Fudo : I'm serious. Stop it.
Jaden Yuki : Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.
Yusei Fudo : I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul.
Jaden Yuki : Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.
Yusei Fudo : I'm not a player hater. I just hate you.
Paradox : Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists! Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World!
Jaden Yuki : Actually, this isn't so bad!
Yusei Fudo : It's actually kind of pretty here.
Yami Yugi : Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure.
Paradox : Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening!
Yami Yugi : Look at all the pretty lights!
Paradox : Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
Paradox : You stupid pwotagonist. I am not trying to destwoy the world, I am twying to save it.
Yusei Fudo : Not if we can stop you-wait what?
Paradox : In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has caused the planet to become... wavaged and wifeless.
Yami Yugi : Wavaged and wifeless?
Jaden Yuki : But how? Was it Global Warming?
Yusei Fudo : Nuclear war?
Paradox : No, none of those things happened. What destwoyed the world was... Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...
Yusei Fudo : What?
Paradox : That is wight, Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...
Yusei Fudo : You're serious?
Paradox : Yes, vewwwwwwy
Yusei Fudo : How?
Paradox : What?
Yusei Fudo : How did card games destroy the world?
Paradox : Well, I was not actually there. But I heard that somebody pwayed a card game. And then boom! End of the world. It totally happened. Just like I said. Just card game - Boom! Evewyone dead.
Crow Hogan : Why did he even take your card in the first place?
Yusei Fudo : Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend.
Aki Izayoi : Oh, don't be silly, Yusei! You know I'd never be embarrassed...
Yusei Fudo : For the last time, I'm dating a motorcycle!
Aki Izayoi : But why date a motorcycle when you could have me?
Yusei Fudo : Tell her, Jack.
Jack Atlas : Girls are smelly!
Yusei Fudo : He's right. They are.
Yami Yugi : Now Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to- ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground...
Yusei Fudo : I know how to duel.
Yami Yugi : Well, okay then.
Yusei Fudo : I totally won that duel back there.
Jaden Yuki : Can I ride your bike?
Yusei Fudo : I already told you, no!
Jaden Yuki : Oh come on, it'll be fun!
Yusei Fudo : I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.
Jaden Yuki : Sure, ask away.
Yusei Fudo : Why are we in Venice?
Jaden Yuki : [after a pause] F**k it... you win!
Yusei Fudo : Always do...
Jaden Yuki : Check it out, dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time!
Yusei Fudo : That is not how time travel works.
Jaden Yuki : Well how else do you explain it?
Yusei Fudo : Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.
Yugi Moto : Well that answers pretty much every question I had.
Yugi Moto : That bastard! I can't forgive him. Not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm.
Yusei Fudo : The what realm?
Yugi Moto : You know. The Shadow Realm. The big purpley cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you.
Jaden Yuki : I think you're talking about Hell.
Yugi Moto : No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know whenever people fall from a really tall building... or... they get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What? You guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?
Yusei Fudo : I don't think that's a real thing.
Yugi Moto : So wait. Is my Grandpa... really dead?
Jaden Yuki : 'Fraid so, broseph.
Yugi Moto : I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!
Yusei Fudo : Jack.
Jack Atlas : [in extremely loud voice] Yusei!
Yusei Fudo : There's something you should know.
Jack Atlas : What is it, Yusei?
Yusei Fudo : Card games on motorcycles.
Jack Atlas : What?
Yusei Fudo : I said, card games on motorcycles.
Jack Atlas : I beg your pardon?
Yusei Fudo : I said, card games on motorcycles!
Jack Atlas : What the hell is a motorcycle?
Yusei Fudo : You're kidding, right?
Jack Atlas : Hey, Crow! Do you have any idea what a motorcycle is?
Crow Hogan : Can't say that I do, Jack.
Jack Atlas : Yeah. We don't know what that is.
Yusei Fudo : But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.
Jack Atlas : Why would we do that?
Yusei Fudo : So that we can play card games on them.
Jack Atlas : That sounds stupid.
Yusei Fudo : Jack, you're scaring me.
Jack Atlas : Come on, Crow! Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still...
Jack Atlas : [his voice becomes deeper with each word] On. The. GROUND.
Yusei Fudo : [slow-motion voice] NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yusei Fudo : [Yusei wakes up in his sleeping bag] GAHUH! Oh, thank God.