Yu-Gi-Oh! 3D: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged (2011 TV Movie)
Blake Swift: Jaden Yuki
Jaden Yuki : My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless.
Yusei Fudo : Stop being happy.
Jaden Yuki : Ain't no one in the world as fly as me.
Yusei Fudo : I'm serious. Stop it.
Jaden Yuki : Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.
Yusei Fudo : I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul.
Jaden Yuki : Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.
Yusei Fudo : I'm not a player hater. I just hate you.
Paradox : Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists! Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World!
Jaden Yuki : Actually, this isn't so bad!
Yusei Fudo : It's actually kind of pretty here.
Yami Yugi : Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure.
Paradox : Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening!
Yami Yugi : Look at all the pretty lights!
Paradox : Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
Paradox : You stupid pwotagonist. I am not trying to destwoy the world, I am twying to save it.
Yusei Fudo : Not if we can stop you-wait what?
Paradox : In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has caused the planet to become... wavaged and wifeless.
Yami Yugi : Wavaged and wifeless?
Jaden Yuki : But how? Was it Global Warming?
Yusei Fudo : Nuclear war?
Paradox : No, none of those things happened. What destwoyed the world was... Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...
Yusei Fudo : What?
Paradox : That is wight, Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...
Yusei Fudo : You're serious?
Paradox : Yes, vewwwwwwy
Yusei Fudo : How?
Paradox : What?
Yusei Fudo : How did card games destroy the world?
Paradox : Well, I was not actually there. But I heard that somebody pwayed a card game. And then boom! End of the world. It totally happened. Just like I said. Just card game - Boom! Evewyone dead.
Jaden Yuki : Can I ride your bike?
Yusei Fudo : I already told you, no!
Jaden Yuki : Oh come on, it'll be fun!
Yusei Fudo : I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.
Jaden Yuki : Sure, ask away.
Yusei Fudo : Why are we in Venice?
Jaden Yuki : [after a pause] F**k it... you win!
Yusei Fudo : Always do...
Jaden Yuki : Check it out, dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time!
Yusei Fudo : That is not how time travel works.
Jaden Yuki : Well how else do you explain it?
Yusei Fudo : Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.
Yugi Moto : Well that answers pretty much every question I had.
Paradox : I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe.
Jaden Yuki : Look there must be some kind of mistake. I'm Jaden Yuki.
Paradox : Yes that is wight.
Jaden Yuki : But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!
Paradox : Cowwection! I think that you'll find that you destwoyed Yu-Gi-Oh's cwedibility!
Yugi Moto : That bastard! I can't forgive him. Not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm.
Yusei Fudo : The what realm?
Yugi Moto : You know. The Shadow Realm. The big purpley cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you.
Jaden Yuki : I think you're talking about Hell.
Yugi Moto : No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know whenever people fall from a really tall building... or... they get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What? You guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?
Yusei Fudo : I don't think that's a real thing.
Yugi Moto : So wait. Is my Grandpa... really dead?
Jaden Yuki : 'Fraid so, broseph.
Yugi Moto : I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!