Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011)
Sona Movsesian: You have forty thousand people in the palm of your hand. It's like watching Hitler... but a nicer Hitler.
Conan O'Brien: Should I be worried we're opening in a town where nobody lives?
Conan O'Brien: I'm like Tinkerbell; without applause, I die.
Conan O'Brien: [shaking his fist at a plane flying overhead] DAAAH! Paparazzi!
Conan O'Brien: Would you get your arm out of the mirror? You insane Armenian.
Rodman Flender: Do you think you could have fun without an audience in front of you?
Conan O'Brien: I might be a fucking genius, or I might be the biggest dick ever. I don't know.