Annie Edison : You expect me to watch you do that without telling on you?
Jeff Winger : That's a hard-hitting question, Annie. Are you a reporter?
Annie Edison : No, they've got me editing the crossword because I'm a girl. And because I love crosswords!
Jeff Winger : Well, now you love the streets. You're my ace news hound.
Annie Edison : Ace? You can do that?
Jeff Winger : We can do anything we want. It's Greendale. Now go find me that story.
Abed : This character reboot is really gelling for you, Jeff. That was all classic Hawkeye. Sending soldiers out for liquor. Slyly sidestepping the problematic scrutiny of Annie "Hotlips" Edison. I should build you a still for making Hawkeye martinis.
Jeff Winger : Of all your pop culture fixations, this is one I can work with, Abed.
Abed : Call me Radar?
Jeff Winger : When you've earned it.