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Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee (2009)

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Rock roadie, Le Donk, has lived, loved and learned. Along the way, he's lost a classy girlfriend but gained a sidekick, Scorz-Ayz-Ee. He sets out to make Scorz a star with a little help from the Artic Monkeys.

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Shane Meadows

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Paddy Considine ... Le Donk
Dean Palinczuk Dean Palinczuk ... Scor-Zay-Zee
Olivia Colman ... Olivia
Richard Graham Richard Graham ... Olivia's Boyfriend
Seamus O'Neill Seamus O'Neill ... Le Donk's Lodger (as Seamus O'Neil)
Nigel Reeks Nigel Reeks ... Big Nige
Alex Turner Alex Turner ... Self (Arctic Monkeys)
Matt Helders Matt Helders ... Self (Arctic Monkeys)
Nick O'Malley Nick O'Malley ... Self (Arctic Monkeys)
Jamie Robert Cook Jamie Robert Cook ... Self (Arctic Monkeys) (as Jamie Cook)
Shane Meadows ... Self
Mark Herbert Mark Herbert ... Self
Dean Rogers Dean Rogers ... Self
Clare Slessor Clare Slessor ... Self
Alexandra Collins Alexandra Collins ... Self (as Alex Collins)
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An improvised comedy, shot over five days by Shane Meadows, devised with and starring Paddy Considine. Rock roadie and failed musician, Le Donk has lived, loved and learned. Along the way he's lost a girlfriend but he has found a new sidekick in up-and-coming rap prodigy Scor-zay-zee. With Meadows' fly-on-the-wall crew in tow, Donk sets out to make Scor-zay-zee a star...with a little help from the Arctic Monkeys... This low-budget rockumentary follows Le Donk and Scorz on their journey of a lifetime; it's an unpredictable, irrepressible ode to spontaneous filmmaking - and to a burgeoning UK rap talent Written by Protagonist

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Scor-zay-zee is an actual rapper from Nottingham. See more »

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Referenced in Stockholms 20th International Film Festival (2009) See more »

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Rupert Brown
Written by Nick Staz and Dean Palinczuk
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Considine is excellent but the film isn't.
23 April 2012 | by tgoodersonSee all my reviews

Shane Meadows (This is England) directs this mock music documentary about Le Donk (Paddy Considine), a Nottingham based roadie working for The Arctic Monkeys and managing rapped Scor-zay-zee (playing himself). The film blends reality and fiction and is set and filmed in five days leading up to an Arctic Monkeys gig in Manchester. Le Donk has recently separated from his pregnant girlfriend (Olivia Coleman) and travels to Manchester with Scor-zay-zee for work and with the hope that he can somehow get the rapper on the bill at the gig.

Paddy Considine is brilliant as Le Donk and carries the entire movie. Most of his lines are improvised and the majority work, with hilarious results. He appears to be channelling David Brent and Alan Partridge at times but is thoroughly convincing. The film itself outstays its welcome after about 45 minutes. Despite a promising start the joke kind of gets old by the mid way point and although the film comes in at only 71 minutes, it feels long. I couldn't help feeling that it was more suited to TV and perhaps would have worked better as a 45 minute or one hour special. I'm glad that I didn't see it at the cinema myself.

The idea itself is interesting and well executed but it is unable to sustain an entire feature, even one as short as this (there are at least three musical montages). Unlike Spinal Tap for instance which has two very strong central characters and numerous side characters, Le Donk is pretty much here on his own. Scor-zay-zee provides the odd funny line but he is either not good enough or not used enough to provide much impact. The side story of Le Donk's pregnant ex added a few minutes to the run time but is perhaps more important for cementing the two actors relationship before they worked together on Considine's brilliant directorial debut Tyrannosaur.

Overall the film is sometimes entertaining and occasionally very funny but doesn't have enough about it for a successful feature film. You have to commend everyone involved though as they've managed to make an average film in just five days with a budget of £48,000 when many studio films fall flatter than this with budgets one hundred times that.

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