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The Secret Lives of Dorks (2013)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 27 September 2013 (USA)
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Samantha (a dork) is in love with Payton (another dork) who is in love with Carrie (a cheerleader), who dates Clark (the football captain). When Clark seeks out Payton for secret comic book... See full summary »

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Salomé Breziner

Writers:

Nicholas David Brandt (as Nicholas Brandt), Johnny Severin

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Gaelan Connell ... Payton
Vanessa Marano ... Samantha
Riley Voelkel ... Carrie
Beau Mirchoff ... Clark
Jim Belushi ... Bronko
Jennifer Tilly ... Ms. Stewart
William Katt ... Mr. Thomas Gibson
Kay Lenz ... Mrs. Susie Gibson
Seymour Cassel ... Principal
Charlie Stewart ... Ollie
Mark Daugherty ... Chester
Escher Holloway ... Matt Kinsella
Andrea Bogart ... Jessica
Daina Gozan ... Anya
Emily Wilson ... Karen
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Samantha (a dork) is in love with Payton (another dork) who is in love with Carrie (a cheerleader), who dates Clark (the football captain). When Clark seeks out Payton for secret comic book lessons, Payton sees his chance to be with Carrie. But Carrie's more interested in setting Payton up with Samantha. Written by Anonymous

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Dorks Are In Right Now!

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, and for language | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

27 September 2013 (USA) See more »

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Dolby

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Color
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Written by Ray Parker and Tom Szczesniak (as Tom Szczesnia)
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I cried for Jennifer Tilly
9 February 2014 | by cekadahSee all my reviews

A painful flick to watch!

I used the 'pickup lines' (which are the funniest part of the movie) as band aides for my wounds.

I adore Jennifer Tilly and why she gets bad roles is just a mystery -- she has the best role in this mind numbing flick. Certainly a movie made for the tween and early teen group.

The laughs and plot line are so thin in the story it's an ordeal to write a review. It's a high school 'in group' = stupid kids vs the 'out group' = smart kids. An out group kid likes an in group girl - she both ignores him and pities him. Football guy is a jerk!

End of story!


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