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Humpday (2009) Poster

(2009)

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Andrew: That's the tricky thing. It's the difference between this and bungee jumping, is that bungee jumping, you just walk to the edge and jump...

Ben: ...and the whole thing takes care of you...

Andrew: ...and you don't have to have a hard-on to bungee jump.

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Ben: What a wild life you live, my friend.

Andrew: Enh. You always have the option of doing what I'm doing, and I don't know that I so much have the option of doing what you're doing.

Ben: Ah, it's easy. You just go to a grocery store, you find someone with long hair that's a girl, start kissing her, one thing leads to another. Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house. And soon enough you're converting your upstairs office into a potential baby room.

Andrew: Are you fucking serious?

Ben: Not yet, but we're on the path. We've officially removed the goalie, and now we're just doing free kicks.

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Andrew: I'm going to count to five and we're going to fuckin' *kiss* and we're just going to do it. Alright.

Ben: You ready?

Andrew: You ready?

Ben: Yup!

Andrew: You ready?

Ben: Ready.

Andrew: Ready?

Ben: Five...

[in unison]

Ben: four, three, two, one.

Andrew: [jumps at Ben. They open-mouth "kiss", but without moving at all; and they hold this for at least ten seconds; then they release and stand back]

Ben: [pauses, then sounds happily relieved] It wasn't that bad!

Andrew: [laughing] No, it was just... it's weird, I've never kissed stubble before.

Ben: Wasn't that bad!

Andrew: It wasn't *terrible*.

Ben: It wasn't terrible, no, it wasn't terrible.

Andrew: [long pause] Yeah, that was awful.

Ben: Dude, that was awful.

[pause]

Ben: Okay...

Andrew: Uhhhhh...

Ben: This is gonna be hard.

Andrew: Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?

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