Homer Simpson: She's wearing white. She must have rolled the odometer back to zero.
Milhouse: Oh, my God. I've become the world's biggest baby. Big boys don't drink moo-moo from a baba. They drink moo-moo from a big boy cup.
Homer Simpson: Bart, stop talking to yourself. That'll show him. Now, how am I going to find out what color Marge's eyes are.
Bart Simpson: Lise, I don't get it... Why does Milhouse's happiness make me sad?
Lisa Simpson: Bart, Bart, Bart, you're worried you're losing Milhouse, and love is a selfish thing!
Bart Simpson: Shut up! I don't love Milhouse!
Lisa Simpson: Oh Really? The more you deny it, the more I know it's true!
Bart Simpson: Oh, yeah? Well, whenever you're mean, I'm a trampoline. So everything you said goes back and hits your ugly head.
Lisa Simpson: [Laughs] God, that was lame. Where did you get that?
Bart Simpson: From Milhouse! Oh, I love him so much!
Lisa Simpson: Aww, it's okay!