Year One (2009) Poster


Oliver Platt: High Priest



  • High Priest : Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters... Instant death!

    Oh : Who cleans it?

  • King : How did you become high priest?

    High Priest : I'm your brother-in-law.

  • High Priest : [the eunuch removes one of his testicles from his leather pouch. Throws and hits Zed with it]  HIGH PRIEST: Did he just hurl his own ball at him? How spectacular.

  • High Priest : Oh please, if you're a virgin, then I'm a fuzzy little gerbil. Back to the whorehouse with you.

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