Big Mike : Okay, listen up. Three minutes, we let those animals in. If this was a zoo, I'd say run for your lives. But this is Buy More. For those days when you did squat, this is where you make up for it. Don't let me down. This is the single most important day of our year. And my door is locked. Don't even think about knocking.
Big Mike : Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. Do any of you know what happens after Thanksgiving?
Jeff : The tryptophan wears off, and it's time for the liquor to kick in?
Big Mike : No. I'm talking about Black Friday, people. The biggest shopping day of the year. When regular housewives transform into a crazy mob blinded by door prizes, sales and the urge to get the Christmas shopping done early.