Death Proof (2007) Poster


Zoë Bell: Zoë Bell



  • Zoë : So where's the maniac?

    Kim : I shot him and his punk ass ran off.

    Zoë : You wanna go get him?

    Kim : Oh hell yeah!

    [to Abernathy] 

    Kim : Baby, I think you might want to get out...

    Abernathy : Fuck that shit! Let's kill this bastard.

  • Kim : Oh, you know I can't let you go without tapping that ass... one...

    Abernathy : Kim?

    Kim : ...more...

    Zoë : Uhmm, Kim?

    Kim : ...TIME!

    [both cars smash right through a dead-end guard rail and into a busy freeway] 

  • Zoë : If he lets us take it out on our own, I want to play ship's mast.

    Kim : Oh HELL no! There ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.

    Zoë : For Christ Sake's, Kim...

    Kim : Don't blaspheme!

    Zoë : Sorry...

    Kim : Now, what did you say after the last time?

    Zoë : I know what I said.

    Kim : What did you say?

    Zoë : I know I said we shouldn't do this again.

    Kim : No, you didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't EVER gonna do that again!

    Zoë : Yeah, but...

    Kim : But my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play ship's mast again, but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?

    Zoë : Well...

    Kim : No, no no no, answer the question mother fucker, did you or did you not say that?

    Zoë : Yes, I said that, however...

    Kim : Whatever with your however.

    Zoë : I know I said it, and I know I meant it.

    Kim : Damn skippy you meant it!

    Zoë : But when I said it, I didn't mean in America.

    Kim : Oh, nigga please!

    Zoë : Really, I meant we should never play ship's mast again in New Zealand or in Australia.

    Kim : You are such a liar!

    Zoë : Look, I know what I said when I said it. But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America. And when I said it, if had I known that I was gonna come to America and have the chance to play ship's mast on a fucking Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a however. Right?

    Kim : Okay, oddly enough, I actually understood that, however, just because you've talked yourself into some stupid shit, doesn't mean I'm out of my Goddamned mind. You need two people to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.

  • Stuntman Mike : [screams from his car]  I'm sorry!

    Kim : What?

    Stuntman Mike : I didn't mean to, I was just... playing around!

    Zoë : Oooh, he was playing around...


    [hits Stuntman Mike's car] 

  • Lee : [to Zoë]  I'm sorry, but what is "home"? Is that Australia, right?

    Zoë : [seemingly offended]  What do you mean by that, mate?

    Abernathy : Zoë's from New Zealand. And you never, I repeat, NEVER, call a Kiwi an Aussie.

    Kim : Not unless you wanna get your ass kicked.

    Lee : I'm so sorry, I really am.

    Zoë : [Abby, Zoë and Kim laugh]  We're just taking the piss out of you, mate!

  • Zoë : I'm ok!

  • Zoë : [while their car is being smashed by Stuntman Mike]  I'm sorry I called you black bitch!

    Kim : I forgive you! Now, hold the fuck on!

  • [from the original theatrical cut] 

    Zoë : You guys look like shit. Who died?

  • Zoë : So let's hear it ladies. Set romances, who's gettin' it off?

    Kim : That would be Lee and Toolbox.

    Zoë : Oh, Toolbox. Name sounds promising.

    Abernathy : He's a grip.

    Lee : What he is, is a pervert.

    Zoë : Wow, he just keeps sounding better and better. What's his perversion?

    Lee : He likes to watch me pee.

    Kim : Lee is sittin' on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee, P-I-S-S-I-N-G. Haha! Yeah, but not anymore, now she's getting it on with the rock.

    Zoë : You're having one off with The Rock?

    Lee : Yeah, but not the real Rock. He's this electrician named Bruce, and Kim started calling him The Rock because he looks like The Rock, so we all just started calling him the Rock.

    Kim : Oh yeah, this is an all star crew, we got a guy that looks like Nick Cage, and a guy that looks like Pee Wee Herman too.

    Zoë : Kim, dick department, let's hear it!

    Kim : No dick this trip. I got a man.

    Zoë : How long have you had this boyfriend for?

    Kim : Three months.

    Zoë : Who'd you steal him from?

    Abernathy : Kim, he totally had a girlfriend.

    Zoë : All of Kim's boyfriends start out as someone else's boyfriend.

    Kim : I didn't steal him, I didn't steal any of them, they all just... jumped ship.

  • Abernathy : Zoe, Kim and I were in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.

    Lee : What were you working on?

    Kim : Three Kicks to the Head Part Three

    Abernathy : And admittedly, we're a little fucked up.

    Zoë : Cheers to that.

    Abernathy : So Zoe, the genius wants to take a picture of me, now it's dark, and you can't see shit. So she's got her camera and keeps saying "Step back a little" so I do, "A little further!" so I step back a little further. "A little more!" so I do. Then I realized, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch with god knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, and if I fell in that fucking thing, I would have probably broken my fucking neck. So I'm yelling at her, "Zoe, you almost killed me!" so we laugh about it, walk a little further, and Zoe starts fucking around, and bam, if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch.

    Zoë : I remember taking a step, looking down, just as I'm thinking "Oh, there's that ditch everyone was talking about!" bam, I'm in the fucking ditch, you know?

    Lee : So what happened?

    Abernathy : What, with Zoe the cat? Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing, they would have had to helicopter me out of there. Zoe just lands on her fucking feet. But then later, I started feeling a little down about myself. I mean, Zoe falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it. If I fell in that fucking thing, I probably would have been fucking paralyzed.

    Lee : Oh, well you can't think like that. You know, we all have our individual talents, and that just happens to be one of Zoe's.

    Kim : Well, physically speaking, Zoe is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness, there's few human beings who could fuck with Zoe on that front.

    Zoë : Aw, Kim, I like you too.

    Kim : Having said that, before you get too envious of Zoe's prowess, you're missing the most important part of that story. You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoe did. Zoe even knew there was a ditch there because you told her and she still fell in it. So, Lee's right, we all have our talents.

    Zoë : Hey, I resemble that remark.

  • Kim : [Before they play Ship's Mast. Kim turns to Zoe; both are sitting in the front seat, and Abernathy sits in the back seat, unaware of what they are about to do]  You thinking what I'm thinking?

    Zoë : I think I'm thinking...

    Abernathy : What are you thinking?

    Zoë : I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up!

  • Abernathy : The answer to your question, is no, of course not.

    Zoë : What do you mean "no of course not?"

    Abernathy : The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years, is because girls will fuck him. And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend, I'd be one of his regulars. And I'm getting too fucking old for that shit.

    Zoë : Have you let him do anything?

    Abernathy : Yes! I've let him give me a foot massage, and when we go to the movies, I let him hold my hand.

    Kim : Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.

    Zoë : Let me get this straight, you're not fucking him, you're not sucking him, you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand in is?

    Abernathy : Okay, can we just take my sex life off the table?

    Zoë : Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table, and your lack of one.

    Kim : HAHA.

    Abernathy : Okay, fuck both of you and your little high five.

    Kim : Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga. And you can start by giving the mother fucker a hand job on the back of the van on Tuesday.

    Abernathy : I'm not gonna do that.

    Kim : I know you won't, but you know who will? The bitch that ends up living in that big ass mansion of his.

    Lee : Now I gotta say, I haven't agreed with everything that Kim's said, but it is true, if you stretched it out what you have with Cecil, if you suddenly get dirty on him, it blows their minds...

  • Zoë : So what's your story, Abernathy?

    Abernathy : I had a set crush on Cecil.

    Kim : Set crush? Nigga please, you were his set wife.

    Abernathy : Were and Had being the key words here.

    Kim : Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it.

    Abernathy : Oh yeah? If he's still into me, then why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand in? Yes, men are dogs, oh it's so funny, oh it's so funny!

    Kim : Oh, stop acting all hurt, your ass is just mad.

    Abernathy : Yeah, he's a stand in fucker.

    Kim : Bitch, you need to get over that shit, that was two weeks ago.

    Abernathy : Oh, well now when you put it like that. Oh I haven't told you the best part, he fucked her on my birthday.

    Zoë : Oh, that's a horse of a different color.

    Abernathy : Thank you.

    Zoë : Did he know it was your birthday? I mean, he's the director, he's kinda busy.

    Abernathy : He ate a piece of my birthday cake, and he got me a present. Yeah, I think he knew.

    Zoë : What'd he get you?

    Abernathy : He made me a tape.

    Lee : He made you a tape? Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape? Oh, it's so romantic.

    Abernathy : I know what you're gonna say so don't even go there.

    Kim : That sounds like the test of true love to me.

    Abernathy : Look, I know you guys like him, he's likeable... but he fucked another woman on my birthday. How can you not be on my side?

    Zoë : Well, I admit, that sounds bad.

    Abernathy : It is bad!

    Zoë : It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. Were you two fucking?

    Kim : Hell no!

    Abernathy : Hello, is your name Abernathy?

  • Zoë : I'll be your best friend!

    Kim : I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.

    Zoë : I'll crack your back.

    Kim : You'll crack it anyway.

    Zoë : Well, of course I'll crack it anyway. But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back cracking slave. Whenever you want it, you got it, you don't even have to ask for it. You just order me to do it, just be like, "bitch, get over here and get busy!"

    Kim : You crack my back, you give me foot massages, and after a shower, you put moisturizer on my butt.

    Zoë : Deal.

  • Zoë : So, we're gonna see if this guy is gonna let us take the car out without him, if he does, you wait here with Lee, and we'll be back in a moment.

    Abernathy : What?

    Zoë : I said, we're going to see if this guy lets us take the car out without him...

    Abernathy : I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said. You know, you two got some fucking balls.

    Zoë : What?

    Abernathy : Don't play dumbass with me. I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover. I should be in my hotel room asleep, not fucking around on Tobacco Road, but because Zoe wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here. Now you two got the balls to ask me, no, scratch that, tell me I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play? Bullshit on that!

    Kim : It ain't like that.

    Abernathy : Then what's it like, Kim?

    Zoë : You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.

    Abernathy : I really think one human being will be collateral enough.

    Zoë : You're not gonna wanna do what we're doing.

    Abernathy : What, drive a car?

    Zoë : We're doing more than that.

    Abernathy : What, drive it fast?

    Zoë : We're doing more than that.

    Kim : Actually, we're paying you a compliment because we're gonna do some stupid shit. But that's okay, we're stuntmen, we ain't got good sense, but you, you got good sense, and anybody that got good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing.

    Abernathy : How do you know I don't wanna do it?

    Zoë : Because you're a mum.

    Abernathy : You know we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse that you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something. So, what is it that you two daredevils are doing that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand?

    Zoë : Well, we're kind of conning this guy. So maybe it's best if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway.

    Abernathy : Okay, how about this? I talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along.

    Kim : How you gonna do that?

    Abernathy : That's my problem. But don't worry, he'll say yes.

    Zoë : What're you gonna do, blow him?

    Abernathy : No! I'm going to insinuate that Lee's going to blow him.

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