Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) Poster

Nicholas Lombardi: Teen #1


  • Teen #1 : [recording Miri undressing, revealing "granny panties"]  Those are fucking granny panties!

    Zack : [Zack blocks the view with his ass, then sticks his thumb up it]  Sorry guys, am I in the way?

    Teen #2 : You're a fucking faggot, alright?

    Teen #1 : Let's go to Starbucks, this guy's a shitty barista anyways.

    Zack : Cock?

    [throws a cup at the teens] 

    Teen #1 : And he throws like a bitch!

    Zack : You know what else I've thrown, my nutsack in your coffee so how'd that taste, fuckers?

    Teen #2 : We saw your girlfriend in her underwear, cunt nugget!

    Zack : Well too bad, she's not my girlfriend you little fuck -

    [they leave] 

    Zack : oh, they're gone.

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