Tropic Thunder (2008)
Danny McBride: Cody - Vietnam Crew
[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]
Cody : Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
Four Leaf Tayback : I have no idea, I've never been outside the states.
Cody : Wait what? Are you fucking kidding me? Did you make this whole goddamn thing up? Dude you weren't even in the fucking service?
Four Leaf Tayback : Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Cody : Coast Guard.
Four Leaf Tayback : Sanitation Department.
Cody : Oh my god! You're a fucking garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole U.S. of A.!
Four Leaf Tayback : I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot!
Cody : Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - it's like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
Four Leaf Tayback : Writers lie all the time!
Cody : [a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?
Alpa Chino : [Cody and Four-Leaf are tied to a post] What're you guys doing here?
Cody : He has hands!
Four Leaf Tayback : He killed Damien!
Cody : Bullshit!
Four Leaf Tayback : He blinded Jamie Lee Curtis!
Cody : Almost!
Alpa Chino : What're you talking about? Damien stepped on an old land mine.
Cody : Oh, sweet, thank God!
Cody : [setting off a rig of explosives] Big ass titties!
Cody : Damian, what's the dealie dude? Are we gonna blow up this tree line or what? Tuk-Tuk and Kim got the blue balls and I wanna let em squirt it for a go... Peter, can he hear me?
[one of the men bring a box to Cody]
Cody : That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.
Cody : I don't know what it's called; I only know the sound it makes when it *lies*!
Cody : [after blowing up a row of palm trees with napalm] Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!
Cody : [rigging a bridge with explosives] Oh my God! I'm going into catering after this!
Cody : Look, man, I almost blinded Jamie Lee Curtis in "Freaky Friday." This shit will ruin me, man!