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Trying to be a cool graphic novel style, but failing to be comprehensive film.
It seemed like they weren't really sure what it was.
Some things that may make you LOL in this dire bore-fest:
I laughed so hard when that well bucket was just sat on ground level, and when he dropped it back in the well, it sounded like it fell on to some metal on the ground! Really, really atrocious filming in that scene. Were they all high or something when making this?
The 'bad' guy doing a 'muhahahahaaa' on the gallows scene was just hilarious.
And what was with that cave thing about, holy crap! Was the entire scene just removed?
The actors delivered the tired script straight and awkwardly like some kind of cheap SciFi channel TV movie. They all appeared somewhat self aware and miserable. Cringe making at times, Snipes does his best not to laugh in places it feels, although he's good at the Blade poses as usual.
And don't me started on the music, trying to be all Spaghetti Western from the 1960's, but cheesing it up really badly in places. But to be honest the music was the best thing about the film! Which says a lot.
It has decent gore effects, surprisingly, and I guess it was memorable for some reason, perhaps all the bad wigs and head pieces made it memorable. Not in a good way though.
I honestly felt sorry for the editor of this, but it got into such a mess anyway. I suspect too many hands (guys in suits) got involved in the final cut.
Sorry it's not a proper review like review, but it really wasn't worth caring for. Avoid. Unless, no, just avoid.
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