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"Star Trek: Voyager" Renaissance Man (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

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[the Doctor thinks his programs is about to break down]

The Doctor: [to Janeway] I've had something on my conscience for a long time. After I was first activated, I kept a record of what I considered to be your most... questionable command decisions. It's in my personal database. I hope you'll delete the file without reading it.

The Doctor: [to Tuvok] Mr. Tuvok. I violated the most sacred trust between a physician and his patient. I told Mr. Neelix about the cutaneous eruption you developed on your...

[looks furtively around, realizing everyone else is listening]

The Doctor: That was indiscreet. I hope you can forgive me.

The Doctor: [to Kim] Ensign. At your recital last month, I told Lieutenant Torres that your saxophone playing reminded me of a wounded targ. I should have put it more delicately! I'm sorry!

The Doctor: [pushing Kim aside] Seven.

Seven of Nine: You should remain still.

The Doctor: You have no idea how difficult it's been, hiding my true feelings all these years, averting my eyes during your regular maintenance exams.

[the Doctor's holomatrix starts to glitch]

The Doctor: [falling on his knees] I know you could never have the same feelings for me, but I want you to know the truth. I love you, Seven.

[his program glitches again]

Seven of Nine: Your cognitive algorithms are malfunctioning.

The Doctor: [stands up and waves the others goodbye] Goodbye, my friends! Speak well of me!

[the Doctor disappears]

Captain Kathryn Janeway: Is he...?

B'Elanna Torres: No, I've got him.

[the Doctor reappears, with his hand still held up]

The Doctor: What happened?

B'Elanna Torres: I deleted the extraneous subroutines.

The Doctor: I'm not going to decompile?

Captain Kathryn Janeway: You'll probably outlive us all.

[hands him back his mobile emitter]

Tom Paris: Doc - anything... else you'd like to confess?

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[first lines]

[the Doctor is belting out an aria at full volume, when Captain Janeway enters, looking groggy and morose]

The Doctor: Captain. Computer, pause music. I didn't wake you, did I?

Captain Kathryn Janeway: That's all right, Doctor. Fifteen minutes of sleep is really all I need.

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Captain Kathryn Janeway: I hope you realize you've stranded Voyager in the Delta Quadrant.

The Doctor: What did you expect me to do? Let them kill you?

Captain Kathryn Janeway: I expected you to follow my orders.

The Doctor: You might as well have been ordering me to put a phaser to your head. Voyager can survive without a warp core, but not without a captain.

Captain Kathryn Janeway: Now it doesn't have either!

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Nar: Guess this wasn't so useless after all.

[after using one of his collected engine components to knock Zet down]

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[last lines]

Captain Kathryn Janeway: Now, when you're on the holodeck with the Captain, there are two rules you have to follow.

The Doctor: I understand.

Captain Kathryn Janeway: First, leave your rank at the door.

The Doctor: Not a problem. The second?

Captain Kathryn Janeway: No opera.

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The Doctor: I'd never admit this to anyone else, but there was a time when I would have given anything to be flesh and blood. But I've come to realize that being a hologram is far superior.

Captain Kathryn Janeway: Really.

The Doctor: No offense. I'll always enjoy the company of organics.

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Nar: Are you still interested in acquiring my inventory?

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[the Doctor has taken on the appearance of B'Elanna, when Tom shows up with a covered tray]

Tom Paris: I thought since you didn't have time for lunch under the stars, maybe you'd settle for the glow of the warp core.

The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres: How thoughtful. But I'm... not hungry.

Tom Paris: Well, I'm sure the baby is famished.

[removes the cover from the tray to reveal a pile of chicken drumsticks]

The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres: A pregnant woman shouldn't eat this kind of food! Do you want to give me an arterial occlusion?

Tom Paris: [scoffs] One drumstick isn't gonna kill you. Besides, I won't tell the Doctor - if you won't.

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[Janeway and the Doctor are held captive by two ex-Hierarchy members]

The Doctor: I'm sorry I put us in this position, Captain.

Captain Kathryn Janeway: You said you wanted us to spend more time together.

The Doctor: This isn't what I had in mind.

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[the Doctor's mobile emitter is reprogrammed, causing him to look like an alien]

The Doctor: I trust this won't be permanent.

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Nar: You're doing a wonderful job, Doctor.

[Zet frowns at him]

Nar: I'm just giving him a little encouragement.

Zet: That's why *I'm* in command.

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[Tuvok is pointing a phaser at the Doctor, who has changed into B'Elanna]

The Doctor, as B'Elanna Torres: You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman, would you?

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The Doctor: Sit down and relax, Captain. You've got a hologram at the helm.

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Captain Kathryn Janeway: With a hologram on board, who needs a crew?

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The Doctor: The aliens took my program offline as soon as they boarded the Flyer. The captain reactivated me a few hours later and told me she'd been interrogated. Naturally, I examined her to make sure she was all right.

Chakotay: Did you find anything unusual?

The Doctor: I suppose I'm violating doctor-patient confidentiality by telling you this but, she was fine.

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