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"Seinfeld" The Invitations (TV Episode 1996) Poster

(TV Series)

(1996)

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George Costanza: She's, uh... gone.

Jerry Seinfeld: Dead?

Elaine Benes: I'm... so sorry George?

Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, me too.

Cosmo Kramer: Poor Lilly.

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George Costanza: Yes I'd like to speak to Marisa Tomei, please? Marisa, hi, it's George Costanza. I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago... Yeah, I was just calling 'cause I wanted you to know that I'm not engaged anymore... Well, uh, she died... Toxic glue. From the wedding invitations... Well, we were expecting about two hundred people. Yeah... Anyway... I got the funeral tomorrow but, uh... my weekend is pretty wide open and I was wondering... Hello? Hello?

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Doctor: I'm sorry, she's gone.

George Costanza: What's that?

Doctor: She expired.

George Costanza: Are you sure?

Doctor: Yes, of course.

George Costanza: So... she's dead?

Doctor: Yes.

George Costanza: Huh.

Doctor: Let me ask you, had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?

George Costanza: Why?

Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low-priced envelopes.

George Costanza: Well, she was sending out our wedding invitations.

Doctor: That's probably what did it.

George Costanza: We were expecting about two hundred people...

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Jerry Seinfeld: So I guess... you're not getting married.

George Costanza: Yeah...

Jerry Seinfeld: But...

George Costanza: Yeah?

Jerry Seinfeld: Well, now I'm engaged.

George Costanza: Yeah.

Jerry Seinfeld: Well, I thought we'd both be getting married.

George Costanza: Hey, what can I tell you?

Elaine Benes: Alright...

George Costanza: Come on, let's get some coffee.

Jerry Seinfeld: We had a pact!

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