Uh, excuse me, is this seat taken?
Actually, it's reserved for a model in training, not for members of the custodial staff.
My, my, looks like someone's drawing battle lines. Well, let me tell you something, pal. What your going through right now is called an awkward stage, you'll grow out of it. I was an ugly duckling once too - now look at me, I'm a beautiful swan.
Let's get something straight, you little troll. You can sit there, but I don't have time for your inane squawkings. I'm going to ...
Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)
Written by Michael Masser
and Gerry Goffin
(uncredited) See more