"Entourage" Date Night (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

Jerry Ferrara: Turtle

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Quotes 

  • Eric Murphy : Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?

    Turtle : Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.

    Eric Murphy : What is she? A Russian mail order bride?

  • Turtle : It'll be like Prom.

    Eric Murphy : So I guess you won't have a date then?

    Turtle : I told you ten thousand fucking times, she had food poisoning.

  • Eric Murphy : Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.

    Turtle : There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you shit!

  • Johnny 'Drama' Chase : She gave me the ride of my life. I just hung on to those lats, simmered all control.

    Turtle : You know, if I was holdin' onto those lats, I'd think I was fuckin' Evander Holyfield!

  • Turtle : [about Drama's muscular girlfriend]  Where'd you meet her, Drama? The Barry Bonds hearing?

  • Turtle : [about Drama]  He's fucking a guy,

    [about Eric] 

    Turtle : your getting asked out like a little bitch, I'd say its a very big deal.

  • Vincent Chase : [about Drama, after he is late to cook breakfast]  He got a girl.

    Eric Murphy : Really, who?

    Turtle : I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons fuckin'.

  • Turtle : [opening up an envelope of fanmail]  Aww, picture request. Nice enough to send the money for the stamp.

    [He pockets the money] 

    Turtle : [Both Vince and Eric look up]  Relax, I'll send the picture.

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