Roger the Alien : Hawaii... that's where Japan goes to play golf.
Roger the Alien : I've waited my whole life to do this. The finger pyramid of evil contemplation. Feels good.
Stan Smith : There's something you should know about me by now, Roger: I don't learn lessons.
Roger the Alien : Cops already? What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme?
Stan Smith : You're thinking about donuts now?
Roger the Alien : No, I'm just saying the cops got here fast!
Stan Smith : What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
Roger the Alien : Because cops love donuts!
Stan Smith : You are not making any sense!
[the police car stops as Roger hides in the trunk of Stan's car, then the cop comes out]
Stan Smith : Evening, officer. Is there a...
[vomits right onto the cop's chest, who glares at him, then he's soon after put under house arrest for DUI]
Stan Smith : These chocodiles, these chocodiles, oh my God, Francine, these chocodiles, oh my God!
Stan Smith : Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.