Henry Cavill: Humphrey
Tristan : [Tristan goes to see Victoria on her birthday, picks up a small stone for the window to call her as he used to, then smiles, drops the stone and knocks on the front door, Victoria answers] Happy birthday.
Victoria : [Looking pleasantly astonished at Tristan's transformation] What happened to you?
Tristan : I've found the star.
Victoria : I can't believe you did it. Where's my star? Can I see it? Is it beautiful?
Tristan : Yes.
[Tristan reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lock of Yvaine's hair, wrapped in a small piece of white cloth. He gives it to Victoria]
Victoria : Well, it's awfully small.
Tristan : Well, that's just a little piece - a token for your birthday.
Victoria : Well... Well, then forget about the star. It's not the star that I want.
Victoria : [she puts her arms around him]
Victoria : You know what I want.
[they are about to kiss but he pulls away from her]
Tristan : Yeah, I do. You want to grow up and get over yourself.
Victoria : [indignantly] Well! Oh!
[Humphrey appears around the corner and at the sight of Tristan drops a medium sized box wrapped in red wrapping paper that was suspended from his left hand]
Tristan : Humphrey!
Humphrey : Thorn. You must have a death wish.
[Humphrey then unsheathes a small, thin sword. Tristan unsheathes a much larger and and brandishes it menacingly]
Humphrey : [backing down] Ah...
Tristan : [looking amused] Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right. She's all yours. You really are a perfect couple. The best of luck to you both.
[Victoria looks inside the cloth containing the token that Tristan has given her]
Victoria : [ungratefully] Why would I want this? It's just a measly handful of stardust.