James Adomian: George W. Bush
Kumar Patel : So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush : DUH!
Kumar Patel : That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush : Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel : No sir.
George W. Bush : Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel : [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush : Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.
Harold Lee : After all the shit we've been through, I don't... I don't know if we can trust our government anymore.
George W. Bush : Trust the government? Heck, I'm in the government and I don't even trust it. You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country.
George W. Bush : Shit. It's Cheney. Come on, you guys. Keep quiet. Follow me.