Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) Poster

Roger Bart: Dr. Beecher



  • Goldstein : Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer.

    Ron Fox : Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights.

    Dr. Beecher : The Bill of Rights? Why?

    Ron Fox : Just do it!

    [Beecher leaves room] 

    Ron Fox : 5 right?

    Rosenberg : 5, sure.

    Goldstein : 5 alive.

    Ron Fox : Okay.

    [Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights] 

    Ron Fox : [undoing his pants]  You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment?

    [rips off paper and wipes his ass with it] 

    Ron Fox : [holding up paper with crap smeared on it]  There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment.

    Goldstein : Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?

    Ron Fox : Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.

  • Ron Fox : Do you have a problem with the way I run the show, Beecher?

    Dr. Beecher : I'm just saying I looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel. They were both born and raised in New Jersey. Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean.

    Ron Fox : Oh, right! That's why they just broke out of prison!

    Dr. Beecher : It's not even clear that they should've been there in the first place!

    Ron Fox : [growing flustered]  Shouldn't have...

    [walks over to desk and picks up a picture of a little girl] 

    Ron Fox : You see this cute little white girl, Beecher?

    Dr. Beecher : Yeah.

    Ron Fox : Do you want her to get raped and murdered?

    Dr. Beecher : Of course not.

    Ron Fox : You sure? Cause this is America. Do you want to rape America?

    Dr. Beecher : No.

    Ron Fox : Then stop fucking with me!

    [throws picture against wall] 

  • Deputy Frye : I assume Secretary Whitmore is coming?

    Ron Fox : Negative. He's on an ice fishing trip in Glacier Bay. I'm in charge while he's gone.

    Dr. Beecher : Well, shouldn't he be alerted? Isn't this issue of more importance than an ice fishing trip?

    Ron Fox : Who are you again?

    Dr. Beecher : Dr. John Beecher, Vice Chairman of the NSA.

    Ron Fox : Yeah, well, listen Dr. Dipshit - you've obviously never been ice fishing before.

    Dr. Beecher : No, I haven't.

    Ron Fox : Well it's fucking exhilarating.

  • Dr. Beecher : [holding Fox at gunpoint]  It's people like you that make the world think that Americans are stupid! I'm not stupid! I'm not gonna take this shit anymore!

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