Kung Fu Panda (2008) Poster

(2008)

Seth Rogen: Mantis

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  • [Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his nose like Shifu's mustaches. Everyone starts chuckling] 

    Po : What?

    Mantis : Oh, nothing... Master Shifu.

    Po : Oh, yeah, yeah.

    [imitating Shifu] 

    Po : You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds, and brush your teeth!

    [everyone except Tigress laughs] 

    Po : What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine.

    [he holds two bowls over his head to look like Shifu's ears] 

  • Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

    [Po makes a sudden funny face] 

    Tigress : Oh that is it!

    [she lunges at Po] 

    Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

    [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back] 

    Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

  • Tigress : [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps]  If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

    Monkey : But, he will.

    Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?

    Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

  • Po : [dazed]  What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

    Oogway : How interesting.

    Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

    Oogway : Him.

    Po : Who?

    [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him] 

    Oogway : You.

    Po : What?

    Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick]  The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

    Po : What?

    Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?

    Shifu : WHAT?

    Mr. Ping : WHAT?

  • Po : Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel *better*!

    Mantis : Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...

    Po : Fat?

    Mantis : Fur! I was gonna say fur.

    Po : Sure you were.

    Mantis : Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size, I mean, look at me!

  • Viper : [as they're fighting Tai Lung on a rope bridge]  Monkey!

    Mantis : Go!

    [Monkey gives the rope to Mantis and charges into battle] 

    Mantis : What was I thinking?

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