Kung Fu Panda (2008) Poster


Angelina Jolie: Tigress



  • Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.

    [Po makes a sudden funny face] 

    Tigress : Oh that is it!

    [she lunges at Po] 

    Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!

    [Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back] 

    Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

  • Tigress : [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps]  If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

    Monkey : But, he will.

    Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?

    Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

  • Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

    Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

    Monkey : Or even see his toes.

  • Tigress : It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.

    Po : I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. Gonna take a lot more than dew, and universe... juice.

  • Po : Hey, guys...

    Tigress : [bowing low before Po]  Master.

    [the rest of the Five follow suit] 

    Po : Master?... Master Shifu!

  • Shifu : Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

    Tigress : The panda?

    Shifu : Yes, the panda!

    Tigress : Master, please!

    [pushes chair out] 

    Tigress : Let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you've trained us for!

    Shifu : No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his!

    [points at Po, then realizes he's not there] 

    Shifu : Where'd he go?

  • Po : [dazed]  What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

    Oogway : How interesting.

    Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?

    Oogway : Him.

    Po : Who?

    [Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him] 

    Oogway : You.

    Po : What?

    Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick]  The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

    Po : What?

    Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?

    Shifu : WHAT?

    Mr. Ping : WHAT?

  • Tigress : You don't belong here.

    Po : Right, I know. This is your room.

    Tigress : No, I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.

    [Closes door] 

    Po : [after awkward pause]  Big fan.

  • Tai Lung : Where's the Dragon Warrior?

    Tigress : How do you know you're not looking at her?

    Tai Lung : [laughs]  You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen!

    Monkey : Po?

    Tai Lung : So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

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