Veronica Mars (2004– )
Teddy Dunn: Duncan Kane
Veronica : I saw Meg.
Duncan : What do you mean, you...
Veronica : Meg's pregnant.
Duncan : I know.
Veronica : You know?
Duncan : There was a letter, from her aunt. I guess Meg had asked to live up there and raise the baby.
Veronica : Oh my God, Duncan, how could you...
Duncan : Last spring, before we broke up...
Veronica : OK, stop, I was shown a diagram once, I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me?
Duncan : This has nothing to do with us.
Veronica : Oh, no! Nothing. Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me.
Duncan : So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield. I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing... I guess Abel Koontz didn't kill Lilly.
Duncan : Oh dear God, may no one have just heard him say 'reign of Kane'.
Duncan : You've been listening to Radiohead, haven't you? That's it. I'm putting you on a strict Nelly diet.