Veronica Mars (2004– )
Francis Capra: Eli 'Weevil' Navarro
Mr. Tom Daniels : [walk in to find Weevil and Logan playing cards] Is this Reno or detention?
Logan : Can you believe the best of both.
Weevil : [Daniels takes away their cards] Oh, come on, man.
Logan : What the hell, we were playing a game here.
Mr. Tom Daniels : This is punishment gentlemen, not party time.
Logan : Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.
[Logan is playing solitaire]
Weevil : You know what I love, I love that I get a zero for talking. When you were the one talking to me. You get detention for dissing the teacher in front of everybody, I get detention for laughing. Let me ask you something man.
Logan : [looks upward] Is this detention or hell?
Weevil : How do you people not make yourself sick? It's like you walk on water in this school, for what? It's nothing that you do, I mean all that matters is who your parents are. And the zip code your mother shot you out in.
Logan : If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-ass fund will you shut the hell up?
Weevil : You like playing with yourself?
Logan : Huh?
Weevil : Or do you want to make things interesting?
Logan : What did you have in mind?
Weevil : [cut to them playing poker] You're almost as bad as actor as your father.
Logan : You know that you don't need a diploma to steal hubcaps right? I mean why do you even show up here?
Weevil : I promise my grandmother.
Logan : Hmmm.
Weevil : I don't break my promises.
Logan : And I mean this, awwwwww.