Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) Poster

Eddie Kaye Thomas: Rosenberg


  • Rosenberg : I think Kumar's a "faygele".

    Goldstein : Oh, they're totally gay for each other.

    Rosenberg : Hey, you wanna suck on this?

    Goldstein : Uh-huh. Mmm.

  • Goldstein : Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

    Harold : Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?

    Rosenberg : Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.

    Goldstein : Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!

    Rosenberg : Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement.

    Goldstein : So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.

    Rosenberg : [shrugs; beat]  Touch√©.

  • Rosenberg : Boobies, boobies, boobies!

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