Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) Poster

David Krumholtz: Goldstein


  • Rosenberg : I think Kumar's a "faygele".

    Goldstein : Oh, they're totally gay for each other.

    Rosenberg : Hey, you wanna suck on this?

    Goldstein : Uh-huh. Mmm.

  • Goldstein : Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

    Harold : Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?

    Rosenberg : Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.

    Goldstein : Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!

    Rosenberg : Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement.

    Goldstein : So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.

    Rosenberg : [shrugs; beat]  Touché.

  • Kumar : How were Katie Holmes' tits?

    Goldstein : You know the Holocaust?

    Kumar : Yeah?

    Goldstein : Picture the opposite of that!

    Kumar : Nice!

  • Goldstein : This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!

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