David Krumholtz: Goldstein
Goldstein : Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
Harold : Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
Rosenberg : Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.
Goldstein : Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!
Rosenberg : Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement.
Goldstein : So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
Rosenberg : [shrugs; beat] Touché.
Goldstein : This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!