Sam Lerner: Michael Dingman
Michael Dingman : Boy that flan was good. I wish we had flan.
Tim Dingman : [grimaces, gets up from the bed, pats Michael's arm and whispers to acknowledge Michael] OK.
Michael Dingman : Dad?
Tim Dingman : Yeah?
Michael Dingman : How come we're getting the little itty-bitty pool?
Tim Dingman : Mikey, It's not a little itty-bitty. The square one is the little itty-bitty. We're getting the bean shaped model. Right?
Michael Dingman : A little itty-bitty bean.
Tim Dingman : It's not a little itty-bitty bean. It's an averaged sized bean, Mikey. And I've got news for you, my friend. There are kids in parts of the world who would walk 50 miles through quicksand just so they could stick a toe in your swimming pool. And I've got news for you about beans too, Mister. There are kids who would eat beans because they've had nothing to eat their whole life but, but, but, but leaves and bark and roots. And I guarantee you none of them has ever heard of your big show off flan, or flan, or whatever you want to call it, that you have to have every night of the week! OK?
Michael Dingman : [as Tim has put him to bed] Daddy, why can't we have flan?