Crank Yankers (2002–2019)
4 Mar. 2003Episode #2.1
Elmer calls about anal beads; Special Ed calls a record store looking for a certain song.
11 Mar. 2003Episode #2.2
Spoonie Luv looks into karate lessons; Gladys complains about a video store mix-up. Yanker voices: Wanda Sykes, Tony Barbieri, Jim Florentine, Jimmy Kimmel, and Robert Schimmel.
18 Mar. 2003Episode #2.3
Snoop Dogg calls about running for public office; Hadassah has a run-in with a salesperson.
25 Mar. 2003Episode #2.4
George Zucco calls about swelling testicles; Bobby Fletcher hits an innocent bystander.
1 Apr. 2003Episode #2.5
Hadassah calls about a perfume rash on her vagina; Ken repeatedly asks a caller to hit the pound key.
8 Apr. 2003Episode #2.6
Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat; Steven calls a talent agent and keeps doing Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
15 Apr. 2003Episode #2.7
A blind stripper applies for college; Dick Birchum wants swimming lessons for his conjoined twins. Yanker voices: Lisa Kushell, Adam Carolla, Ian Black, Jim Florentine, Jimmy Kimmel, Katie Kimmel, and David Wain.
22 Apr. 2003Episode #2.8
Bobby Fletcher can't stop burping; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
29 Apr. 2003Episode #2.9
Elmer calls about a gay cruise; Danny seeks out the help of a rabbi.
6 May 2003Episode #2.10
Spoonie Luv calls for driving lessons; Niles Standish wants a balloon ride. Yanker voices: Tony Barbieri, Fred Armisen, Susie Essman, Jim Florentine, Katie Kimmel, Kevin Kimmel, and Sarah Silverman.
Special Ed goes out to the ballgame; a sleazy professor calls a co-ed. Yanker voices: Jim Florentine, Jeff Goldblum, Fred Armisen, Michael Ian Black, Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel, and David Wain.
23 Sep. 2003Episode #2.12
Gladys calls for a conjugal visit; Ken gets stuck in a restroom.
14 Oct. 2003Episode #2.15
Cammie calls about her haunted breast implants; Tony Deloge tries to get a free meal.
21 Oct. 2003Episode #2.16
Elmer calls about gay porn on his computer; Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners.
28 Oct. 2003Episode #2.17
Cammie inquires about hourly car rentals; Dick Birchum needs some kids to work around the house.
11 Nov. 2003Episode #2.19
Bob Odenkirk tries to overcome a speech impediment; Samir wants to throw a party.
18 Nov. 2003Episode #2.20
Elmer calls a brothel looking for a woman he met 30 years ago; Marion inquires about plastic surgery for her 11-year-old daughter.
10 Feb. 2004Episode #2.21
Bobby and Billy Fletcher call to make a reservation at a restaurant and Hadassah receives a sexually suggestive toy from her mother.
17 Feb. 2004Episode #2.22
Cammie wants to teach kids about the birds & the bees; Gladys has questions about her teenage son's breast-milk habits.
24 Feb. 2004Episode #2.23
Homeless, retired R&B singer Stompie looks for love; Hadassah becomes a telemarketer.
2 Mar. 2004Episode #2.24
Gladys hits the jackpot at a broken ATM; Niles asks a salesperson to eat a used tissue for $500.
9 Mar. 2004Episode #2.25
Elmer looks for charitable donations; Special Ed needs a piano lesson.
Jeff plans a surprise party and Cammie asks for advice on how to date a Jewish man. Yanker voices: Eminem, Lisa Kushell, Jeff Goldblum, and Nick DiPaolo.
27 Jul. 2004Episode #2.27
Birchum looks to hire some mourners for his dad's funeral; Elmer calls a carnival about a teddy bear stuffed with glass. Yanker voices: Adam Carolla, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Green, and Jamie Kennedy.
Special Ed professes his undying love for spaghetti; Ken calls a paper with breaking news.
Join Special Ed and all your favorites in this collection of the craziest Crank Yankers calls. Yanker voices: Jim Florentine, David Alan Grier, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Adam Carolla.