Scary Movie 3 (2003) Poster


Simon Rex: George



  • George : I have a dream.

    Tom : What is your dream?

    George : To have a dream.

  • George : Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

  • George : Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's... She's dead.

    Tom : Oh. I better tell her.

    George : No, no, no. I can do it. Sue?

    Sue : Yes?

    George : You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?

    Sue : Yeah.

    George : She's dead!

    Sue : Aah!

    George : Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!

    Sue : My dog's dead?

    George : I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying!

  • Alien #1 : Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days.

    George : You mean... You watched the video tape?

    Alien #1 : Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. And now our entire race will die, unless the girl is destroyed.

    Tom : Aw, you see, they are peaceful.

    Mahalik : If they so peaceful, man, why were they choking us a few minutes ago?

    Alien #1 : Oh... that's how we say hello.

    George : Well how do you guys say goodbye?

    [an alien kicks George in the groin] 

    George : [in pain]  I had to ask.

  • George : You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here

    [puts hand up in the air] 

    George : and start livin' down here?

    [puts hand down low] 

    Mahalik : Or what if we stop livin' over here

    [puts his hand out to the side] 

    Mahalik : and move over there?

    [puts his hand to the other side] 

    CJ : Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.

    Mahalik : For what?

    CJ : Mice.

    Mahalik : I thought she had rats?

    CJ : No, rats are outside, mice are inside.

    Mahalik : But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?

    CJ : I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.

    Mahalik : That's because it's a rat, fool!

    CJ : Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!

    George : Guys, I really don't see what this has anything to do with anything...

  • [Cindy comes home after leaving George to watch Cody and finds George sleeping on the table] 

    Cindy : Oh my God! What happened?

    George : I don't know... we were play this great game, then I looked down and...

    [He looks down at his dice] 

    George : Yahtzee!

    [He stands up and bangs his head on the shelf, knocking himself out] 

  • Cindy : [hugging George] 


    Cindy : It's so hard.

    George : Well, you're a beautiful woman, and you're pressing up against me.

  • Cindy : Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it.

    George : I don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence.

  • Mahalik : [to the Aliens]  So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?

    Alien #1 : Oh, that's how we say hello.

    George : Then how do you say good-bye?

    [the Alien kicks him in the crotch] 

    George : Oooh... I had to ask...

    Alien #1 : If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.

    [he starts peeing out of his finger] 

    President Harris : Oooooh, we are not so much different after all...

    [the President starts peeing out of his finger also] 

  • George : [at Brenda's funeral]  Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You?

    Cindy : Brenda was my bitch.

  • George : So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night.

    Brenda Meeks : Oh, I don't believe this shit.

    George : Word! You two should come down! I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', I'll be happen... ing. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!

    Cindy : Sounds good!

    George : Would, could, should, 'hood.

    Brenda Meeks : Ugh!

    George : Gug, mug, dug, bug.

  • Mahalik : [George is wearing a white hoodie that makes him resemble a KKK member]  George, the hood! Lose the hood!

    George : I know, we're in the hood now!

    Brenda Meeks : He's a dead man.

    George : [as crowd boos]  You guys feelin' me? In the hood?

    [does what looks like a Heil Hitler salute] 

  • Cindy : I can't believe you let that happen.

    George : I know, I'm sorry. I screwed up.

    Cindy : Listen, we can still save him. The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse. Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you?

    George : Of course I do.

  • George : Family, that's just what I've been running away from

    President Harris : Well, that's because you're an idiot.

  • George : Why is there an open casket?

    Cindy : George it's a wake.

    George : She's alive, Sue your teacher is alive!

    Cindy : No George she's dead!

    George : No Brenda! Don't die on me!

    [starts doing CPR and mouth to mouth ressatession] 

    George : [people starts attacking george] 

    Mahalik : Hey get away from him broad!

    [starts punches while complete caous ensues] 

    George : [takes two wires]  clear!

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