Clone High (TV Series 2002–2003) Poster


Donald Faison: Toots, Wally, George Washington Carver, Guy in Commercial, Inmate, Jimi Hendrix, King Kwanzaa, Martin Luther King Jr., X-Stream Bob


  • Gandhi : "Black and Tan"! High five, racial pride!

    George Washington Carver : I don't like those movies, Mahatma. They're full of bad dialogue, contrived plot twists and they perpetuate racial stereotypes.

    [throws a ball of paper towards the garbage, misses] 

  • Toots : Folks, you all know me. I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa. Now I may be blind, but I can see certain things loud and clear. This is a room full of scared people making a decision based on fear and ignorance. Now when I left the house this evening I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant. I can tell I'm in the wrong place. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.

  • Toots : Joanie. I thought you were dead. I shot you for biting me so much.

  • Martin Luther King Jr. : I had a dream, a dream we had ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch. But Moses, you are shattering my dream.

    Moses : But Martin Luther King Jr., you know I'm a Jew, and also lactose intolerant.

  • Cleopatra : You're serving the crackers! Where else am I gonna get a cracker girl at this late hour?

    Toots : Uhh... Fourth and Maple.

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