Life or Something Like It (2002) Poster

Angelina Jolie: Lanie Kerrigan



  • Lanie : Oh, and if you had a week to live, what would you do?

    Pete : I would, you know - I'd have sex with you.

    Lanie : See...

    Pete : Look, you know what? I don't know. If I was gonna die in a week, I would - I'd try and live every moment. I would go to see the people that mean the most to me, and I would try and memorize their face. And I would say to them all the things that I wanted to say, but have always been too afraid to.

  • Pete : Do you have another cameraman who can make her look like a natural blonde?

    Lanie : I'm a TV personality. My hair is my trademark. Just like the "I don't like to shower" look is your trademark.

  • Cal : Is this you breaking up with me? Well will you think about it for a minute?

    Lanie : A minute just seems like a really long time to waste.

  • Lanie : I met a homeless guy and he had a vision.

    Cal : What like Espn?

    Lanie : No, he had ESP! There's no N.

  • Lanie : Someone once said, live everyday as if it were your last cause one of these its gonna be. Jack was right a part of me did die that day the part of me that didn't know how to live. What does the future hold, Jack knows. But when I talk to him I make sure we only talk about sports and weather.

  • Pete : Did you ever hear the saying, "A picture holds a thousand words."

    Lanie : That's only for people like you who don't know a thousand words.

    Pete : I know two, and the first one begins with an "F".

  • Deborah Conners : You... go.

    Lanie : You mean like "you go girl"?

    Deborah Conners : No. Just go.

  • Lanie : Well, I hope you're happy.

    Pete : Define happiness.

    Lanie : Your death.

  • Andrea : You're late.

    Lanie : I'm not late. You're early.

    Andrea : I ate cheese.

  • Jack : Watch your step on your way out.

    [Lanie trips in a crack and breaks the heel off her shoe] 

    Lanie : Saw that in a vision, did you?

    Jack : No. I trip in that crack all the time.

  • Lanie : Things happen. Things you never see coming. And you think afterward: if I'd known this, would I've change things? Would I've done more? What would I be thinking? I need more time.

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