Lesley Boone: Molly Hudson
[Ed just bought a bowling alley after Carol kissed him]
Molly Hudson : You're lucky you didn't sleep with him. He would have bought a strip mall.
Molly Hudson : I just thought I'd spice it up a bit. I mean, why say 'Hello' when you can say 'Hellooooooooo'?
Molly Hudson : Mr. Nowell, your son is a geek. He's smart and he's witty and he's sensitive. All rare and wonderful qualities to have, but when you're 15 they get you duct taped to a locker.