The Man Show (1999–2014)
Jimmy Kimmel: Himself - Host
Adam Carolla : Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do...
Jimmy Kimmel : We're the ones that are supposed to be telling them what to do, right? Enough is enough, the Oprahization of America needs to be stopped!
Adam Carolla : Yes, Oprah needs to do a little less brainwashing, and a little more sock washing!
Jimmy Kimmel : I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie.
Jimmy Kimmel : We are building a dam.
Adam Carolla : A dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminization that is flooding this country.
Jimmy Kimmel : A dam to stop the river of estrogen that is drowning us in political correctness.
Adam Carolla : A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk.
Jimmy Kimmel : We call this dam...
Both : ...The Man Show.