Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)
Deborah Rush: Sara Blank
Sara Blank : Don't rub your feces on the lampshade.
[Jerri is running for homecoming queen]
Jerri Blank : I was nominated today.
Sara Blank : Oh Jerri, I'm sorry. Kids can be so cruel in their pranks. I'll have your father call Principal Blackman tomorrow.
Jerri Blank : It wasn't a prank. It's for real, stepmother. And I have a good chance at winning.
Sara Blank : Of course you do, darling. And I'm a caribou.
Sara Blank : Did you by any chance wipe your ass on our bathroom towels?
Jerri Blank : Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sara Blank : Yes, Jerri.
Jerri Blank : You have the huevos mas grandes trying to make me look like some filthy animal in front of my super-cool friend Fran.
Sara Blank : Did you do it?
Jerri Blank : Yes... I was in a hurry.