Outside Providence (1999)
Alec Baldwin: Old Man Dunphy
Old Man Dunphy : So, Dildo, whatever happened to that girlfriend of yours?
Timothy Dunphy : She's goin' to Brown University next year.
Old Man Dunphy : Brown University? They got one of those in Providence, you know.
Timothy Dunphy : There's only one, pop.
Old Man Dunphy : [laughs] You hot shit. How do you think she's gonna like ridin' around Providence in this shitbox?
Jackie Dunphy : She's gonna be Mrs. Dildo!
Old Man Dunphy : Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.